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toothbrush , to technology in First functional human brain tissue produced through 3D printing
@toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That sounds both dystopian and amazing. Bio-neural-CPU’s when?

gravitas_deficiency ,

Whatever you do, don’t let Neelix (or his cheese) near any of them.

FordBeeblebrox ,

What about Twovix?

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
Zron ,

Playing doom.

Middle of a boss fight.

Holy shit I’m gonna do it…

Stutter.

Stutter.

Looping audio.

Black screen.

I forgot to feed my cpu.

Kick computer in frustration.

Printer sends out 911 text message.

Arrested for attempted murder.

Old judge gives me life in prison because “all human life is sacred”

RobotToaster ,
@RobotToaster@mander.xyz avatar

The server is down

Have you tried rebooting it?

No, it’s depressed and wants a hug.

Jakdracula , to technology in First functional human brain tissue produced through 3D printing
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

I need that. I burned through most of mine during a 1977 Pink Floyd concert.

MrQuallzin , to technology in Alaska Airlines' barred from overseas flights due to a pressurization fault | Even though "an additional maintenance look" was requested regarding the warning light issue it was "not completed" bef...

Article title seems AI generated. Makes it sound like the whole of Alaska Airlines was barred.

Due to this, Alaska Airlines opted to limit the aircraft from extended flights over water to ensure that the plane “could return very quickly to an airport” if the warning light reappeared, according to Jennifer Homendy, National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) chair.

Looks like Alaska knew about the previous warnings and voluntarily pulled it from international flights.

AlmightySnoo , to technology in Scientists restore vision in mice, achieve 170-fold gene editing boost | Next-level gene editing efficiency achieved.
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar
antidote101 , to technology in Scientists restore vision in mice, achieve 170-fold gene editing boost | Next-level gene editing efficiency achieved.

Okay guys, the mice are all set… We need some of this stuff to work on humans now.

Norgur , to technology in Japanese researchers identify protein with potential to prevent aging

This sounds like one of those sciency bullshit articles where
a) the study was on a subcategory of proteins that in some very boring and specific cases influence the aging of a certain type of cell in a minor way
b) the study was a miniscule pilot study with 10 participants
c) it explicitly said that it's results are more than shaky and need further testing to prove anything
d) it didn't mention humans aging at all
e) the participants were some kind of worm

but some journalist read half the excerpt, misunderstood it completely and did a catchy article about what he hallucinated into the study.

smiling_big_baby_boy , to technology in SR-72: US secret hypersonic jet to allegedly break sound barrier in 2025 | Believed to be a top-secret project of the US Air Force, the SR-72 is touted to reach over 4,000 mph (6,437 kph), making i...

A rat done bit my sister Nell

With whitey on the moon

Her face and arms began to swell

And whitey’s on the moon

I can’t pay no doctor bills

But whitey’s on the moon

Ten years from now I’ll be payin’ still

While whitey’s on the moon

The man just upped my rent last night

Cause whitey’s on the moon

No hot water, no toilets, no lights

But whitey’s on the moon

I wonder why he’s upping me?

Cause whitey’s on the moon?

Well I was already giving him fifty a week

With whitey on the moon

Taxes taking my whole damn check

Junkies making me a nervous wreck

The price of food is going up

And as if all that shit wasn’t enough:

A rat done bit my sister Nell

With whitey on the moon

Her face and arm began to swell

And whitey’s on the moon

Was all that money I made last year

For whitey on the moon?

How come I ain’t got no money here?

Hmm! Whitey’s on the moon

Y’know I just 'bout had my fill

Of whitey on the moon

I think I’ll send these doctor bills

Airmail special

To whitey on the moon

Wahots , to technology in SR-72: US secret hypersonic jet to allegedly break sound barrier in 2025 | Believed to be a top-secret project of the US Air Force, the SR-72 is touted to reach over 4,000 mph (6,437 kph), making i...
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I’m extremely curious what those weapon systems look like. A missile? Maybe two? 10 bricks? 5,000 ball bearings? Any object hitting anything at ~4,000 mph would do a fuckton of damage.

noorbeast , to technology in SR-72: US secret hypersonic jet to allegedly break sound barrier in 2025 | Believed to be a top-secret project of the US Air Force, the SR-72 is touted to reach over 4,000 mph (6,437 kph), making i...

A little late to allegedly break sound barrier in 2025: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_barrier

agamemnonymous , to technology in SR-72: US secret hypersonic jet to allegedly break sound barrier in 2025 | Believed to be a top-secret project of the US Air Force, the SR-72 is touted to reach over 4,000 mph (6,437 kph), making i...
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Got all the way to 71 by 1966, but then 59 years to get to 72? What’ve those skunks been doing?

Quetzalcutlass ,

This new plane is a hypersonic weapon delivery drone, barely related to the SR-71 aside from the speed it can travel.

As to the sixty years thing, satellites made spyplanes nearly entirely obsolete and traditional aircraft with stealth technology covered the remaining cases well enough that there wasn’t a need for more speed. Research went into making missiles better instead, and this is designed to be a launch platform for those missiles.

Poem_for_your_sprog ,

Then why do we still operate the U2? SR-71 was operated all the way until 1999. Hubble was launched in 1990 so the large mirrors for spy telescopes had to have been in use well before that.

londos , to technology in UK firm develops jet fuel made from human poo | The starting material is generated in excess and available in plenty. It is a win-win for everyone that the waste is repurposed.

Fast as shit.

ratzki , to technology in UK firm develops jet fuel made from human poo | The starting material is generated in excess and available in plenty. It is a win-win for everyone that the waste is repurposed.

The environment would be saved if I could turn all the shit I experience at work into fuel.

mtchristo , to technology in UK firm develops jet fuel made from human poo | The starting material is generated in excess and available in plenty. It is a win-win for everyone that the waste is repurposed.

It’s raining shit. Hallelujah!

Meowoem , to technology in UK firm develops jet fuel made from human poo | The starting material is generated in excess and available in plenty. It is a win-win for everyone that the waste is repurposed.

This is a fantastic idea, here in the UK we’ve just been dumping raw sewage in the rivers and poisoning the coast because it’d cut into water companies record profits to treat it (also Brexit chemical shortages or something)- if we can turn the poop into something useful that can sell then the won’t let a drop off that precious filth go to waste.

Dark_Arc , to technology in UK firm develops jet fuel made from human poo | The starting material is generated in excess and available in plenty. It is a win-win for everyone that the waste is repurposed.
@Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

Even if it works … Human waste is so heavily contaminated by medications I don’t think this is a good idea

GreyEyedGhost ,

Read about thermal depolymerization. Not only will there be no medication, there won’t be anything more complicated than some moderately long carbon chain oils. That system can even break down the prions from mad cow disease, so it’s safer than most methods for getting rid of biological waste.

Dark_Arc ,
@Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

I think you’re arguing “there’s so much heat it won’t be medication anymore.” I’m unconvinced that, that means it’s less dangerous … consider cases like the [en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burn_pit](burn pits).

GreyEyedGhost ,

Cool, you go be unconvinced. That has no bearing on reality. If you can’t tell the difference between open fire burning and closed vessel pyrolisis (or more advanced methods of chemical decomposition), nothing I have time to present will correct that misconception.

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