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hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in Only in Settings can you find Life's true meaning

settings my beloved

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in Only in Settings can you find Life's true meaning

Hmm… If you’ve spent THAT much time in settings, it probably means that your device/OS is shitty and unintuitive 🤔

ThePyroPython , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

But how would the corporate world divide the 13 month year into quarters? Don’t you know what that’ll do to the bottom line?! Think of the poor shareholders! /s

kameecoding ,

3 months 1 week?

NegativeInf ,

We dine on the rich during month 13.

SlopppyEngineer , (edited )

The solution to that is having 12 months of 4 weeks each, and one week of solstice every 3 months. One quarter then is 13 weeks in total. That makes it so each quarter perfectly matches a season and keeps it all in sync with solar time. In the ideal case you also match the school holidays to the solstice, and the winter solstice includes new year’s day and leap day, making it just a bit longer for Christmas holidays.

Yes, I’ve given this a bit too much thought.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

I’d put leap day with the Summer Solstice, split up the extra days.

Philippe23 ,

Kodak used this calendar for 60 years. The company’s decline started within a decade of abandoning the calendar.

en.wikipedia.org/…/International_Fixed_Calendar

TheGrandNagus ,

Split it to 3 months as is now, then the remainder is 28 days. 28 is divisible by 4 to leave 7.

Q1 ends 1 week into April, Q2 ends 2 weeks into June, etc.

Flax_vert ,

3 months and one week. Simples!

someacnt_ , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

I thought it was only me

MeDuViNoX , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar
Adalast , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

I have genuinely had exactly this conversation with only the names changed. Multiple times.

zaphod , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

You really think the world could come to an agreement on which day the week should start? Would be really awkward if a month starts with the second or third day of the week.

HonoraryMancunian ,

Imagine if your birthday was always on Monday

Hule ,

Strong counterargument there!

Hupf , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

We should make the days 28 hours long as well while we’re at it.

Adalast ,

I actually had this happen once. My mental health actually improved, but it was untenable for my job and social life unfortunately. It was kinda nice for a couple months though.

sukhmel ,

Afaik, the effect depends on if you have unusual circadian rhythm or not

Adalast ,

Yeah, I noticed my rythem in absence of anything teathering it to the socially acceptable world is about 28 hours. Weird that I am not alone in this apparently.

Dicska ,

There’s dozens of us. Dozens!

Hupf ,

Slightly more than two dozen, actually.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i’m pretty confident it’s an evolutionary adaption to ensure there are people in the tribe that are wide awake when others are sleeping, to keep an eye on things.

same thing with neurodivergence, sexualities, and left-handedness; it’s all stuff that’s been boosting our survival as a species when a portion of the population has those differences.

yuri ,

The next phase of human evolution is here, and it’s gay, autistic, left handed, and sleeping at odd hours. The rest of humanity has yet to realize the end of their epoch is nigh.

IMongoose ,

People used to wake up in the middle of the night for a couple of hours then go back to sleep:

bbc.com/…/20220107-the-lost-medieval-habit-of-bip…

MotoAsh ,

Mine settled on 36 hour days and it was fantastic. Plenty of time to work, plenty of time to play, and plenty to sleep, every day. … then I got a 9-5 job and my life became hell again.

Adalast ,

Sometimes I really hate the modern world. Especially working remotely doing what could be asynchronous work with colleagues, why the hell can’t we just sleep whenever we want, as long as the work gets done.

blindsight ,

What the flying fuck. I literally did that exact thing in university to manage my at-the-time undiagnosed sleep disorder.

I slept through like 30% of my classes, but it was the most rested I’d ever been in my life.

Kolanaki , to funny in *flips setting from Busy back to Online on Teams*
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I fake laugh everyday for ten minutes, so that when I die and relive life’s little moments, all I see are happy times.

Ain’t that the fucking saddest thing you ever heard? I’m sitting in an empty room, laughing my ass off to trick my dead self into thinking I had a good life.

soloner ,

Are you doing ok?

voracitude ,

It’s a reference to a comedy sketch show called I Think You Should Leave. It’s really funny in a fever dream sort of way. Can’t find the clip they’re referring to but this’ll give you an idea at least: www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Bfkc6lZok

fossphi ,

But are you doing okay?

voracitude ,

Pretty alright, thanks for asking! Couple of frustrations early in the day, but smooth sailing now. How about you?

fossphi ,

Barely hanging in there! But it’s alright, I don’t think things are that bad. I’m just a doomer, maybe

topherclay ,

Life’s a fucking funny thing.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I know what you mean… I found a guy who looks just like Dave who can take huge dumps so that people would think Dave was taking huge dumps. Why? Ultimately I guess I wanted people to think Dave was taking huge embarrassing dumps. If I had to come up with a reason that would be it, and honestly that might be IT!

brbposting ,
Amanduh ,

I felt cool knowing where this was from thanks

Mubelotix , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

France tried such calendar in 1789 and 1871. We lost it when Jules Ferry executed all the communalists in Paris. Some people in France still use those calendars to show their support to revolutionary ideas

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

There are a few websites and twitter accounts that remind you that today is Nonidi, 29 Germinal of the year CCXXXII.

brbposting ,

Picking up a newspaper in Thailand reminds you it’s year 2567

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/38a82c76-4f1c-4458-b189-02f3eff520c0.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/69383a63-717b-4bd0-8f9a-b279f083ac66.jpeg

The reckoning of the Buddhist Era in Thailand is 543 years ahead of Anno Domini, so the year 2024 AD corresponds to B.E. 2567.

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

I own such a website and I can confirm that this date is right. French wikipedia though is wrong as it uses a bad simplication reform that was never voted

starman2112 , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time
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This post sponsored by your local landlord

jaschen ,

Why would they are? The amount they get a year is still the same amount, just broken up more evenly.

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Most leases state rent is X per month, not a total per year.

Buddahriffic ,

Yeah but every month would get the February discount. There is a February discount, right?

ben_dover ,
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starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh honey

Zoot , to funny in *flips setting from Busy back to Online on Teams*
@Zoot@reddthat.com avatar

Sometimes you’ve just really got to let it out, and you need to make time to do it. Really makes ya sad that people break down to that point and can’t just take a minute for a hug.

XTL ,

It’s the Two Minutes Self-hate.

Steamymoomilk ,

2 minutes rookie numbers

doublejay1999 , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

Oh god that’s brilliant

belated_frog_pants , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

We cant ever change it now because people would complain about the cost of doing so. Like freedom units.

feedum_sneedson , to funny in *flips setting from Busy back to Online on Teams*

Question?? Marks???

Hupf ,

‘Multiple exclamation marks,’ he went on, shaking his head, ‘are a sure sign of a diseased mind.’

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