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Mr_Vortex , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

International Fixed Calendar? I seem to remember hearing a proposal for the 13th month being called Sol which is kinda cool.

dragontamer ,

The 13th month should be called eleven, because it’d come after December (10), our 12th month.

PrimeErective ,

I like the cut of your jib

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

i like the cut of his hair.

Viking_Hippie ,

I like his cuts of meat

Buffman ,

The 13^th^ month should be called Smarch!

oce ,
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I think December comes from Classical Greek number 10 deka. 11 is enteka. So the next month could be Entecember.

FuglyDuck , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time
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I like it.

But mostly because of all the furor it’ll cause.

henfredemars , to lemmyshitpost in Only in Settings can you find Life's true meaning

If you enjoy Settings, do I have some operating system suggestions for you!

TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

you mean linux?

elDalvini ,

Windows is clearly superior. If you’ve had enough of the settings app, you can just switch to the control center!

rbn ,

And for the retro fans, there’s not only control center but also control center legacy!

Gurfaild ,

And if that’s not enough, there is even

  • msconfig
  • gpedit.msc
  • regedit
prole ,

Which one though? There are so many?

-sent from my Arch laptop

Rubanski , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too

It’s obviously AI but it’s really well made. None of that “AI glow”

GladiusB ,
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Is there a way to check? It does look like AI since why wouldn’t anything be damaged on the plane. But is there some sort of way to tell? A reverse image search?

Laser , to linuxmemes in FATAL

Ah, to be 13 again.

XEAL , to linuxmemes in Less is more

Fuck Gnome, embrace MATE Desktop.

frostwhitewolf , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too

Aren’t you lucky that you dont have a house so big that you have to use your private jet to get to the kitchen! These peasants will never understand

kadu , to linuxmemes in Less is more
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Gnome: “you know what we should remove the mouse pointer, users should be familiar enough with computers to just constantly picture and map it mentally anyway this will look much cleaner”

KDE: “hey you just tried to move your mouse, that’s cool, let’s pop up this panel right on top of the cursor to let you know the cursor is actually an applet and you can connect online to download 45 different types of cursor or replace it with a floating panel, there are also two extra icons next to it but we don’t know what they do so if you click them let us know okay bye”

Windows XP: “so here’s a mouse cursor, yes it looks like the Windows 95 one. You see, some old programs actually use the leftmost pixel in the cursor to map their memory so if we change it things break”

Windows 11: “welcome to Microsoft 365 Cursor Café, a simple subscription will allow you to move the cursor and you can share it with 5 other family members through OneDrive”

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is just so accurate 😂.

jnk ,

Perfection. I’ll add one more:

MacOS: “We had the original mouse and everyone else copied us so, in order to make you feel special and quirky, here have an exclusive inverted wheel mouse. Only 199’99. Your welcome.”

platypus_plumba ,

My experience with Mac: “So you’d like to customize your cursor with something every other modern OS already has? Nha… but check this guy’s project from the store. It’s only $3.99/month for that! Oh, here’s a free one with 2 Github stars, it only needs full access to your window manager :)”

MonkderDritte ,

You see, some old programs actually use the leftmost pixel in the cursor to map their memory so if we change it things break"

What?

aBundleOfFerrets ,

Yes

mlg ,
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xfce: “Here’s our bi century update. We added some extra mouse pointers that you can choose if you want. Okay see you in 10 years”

mvirts , to linuxmemes in Less is more

Scare away the userbase and you can do whatever you want 🙃

sorghum ,
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Isn’t that what caused cinnamon to come into existence?

MonkderDritte ,

Except they develop one of the two major GUI frameworks too. 🫤

AnUnusualRelic ,
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They managed to scare me away with gnome 1.1 (or was it 1.2?).

Stayed away ever since.

They’re that good.

SrTobi , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too

Even though I understand the facts that Taylor swift tries to do better and is by no means the worst offender, I’m not sorry for finding it funny. I have a strict policy not to be sorry for people who own more than 1million $

zik ,

In my country that means you wouldn’t respect (for instance) ordinary people who’ve paid off a house. 1 million isn’t as much money as it used to be.

LodeMike , to linuxmemes in Less is more

What’s the feature?

0x4E4F OP ,
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Not even the devs know…

sharkfucker420 , to mildlyinteresting in Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today
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Drinvictus , to linuxmemes in Less is more

It’s ok though someone will make an extension for it

sorghum , (edited )
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That’s what the Mint guys did until they said fuck it and made Cinnamon

bdonvr ,

And it will only break like a few times a year

Secret300 , to linuxmemes in Less is more

I don’t know why but this got me laughing so hard rn

ColeSloth , to mildlyinteresting in Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today

It used to be so easy back when gas was only like 85 cents a gallon.

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