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MajinBlayze , to lemmyshitpost in Modern jeart!

Nice jance

flango ,

Jenius!

systemglitch , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

I used to swab my ears. Stopped doing it ten years ago, and I stopped having issues with my ears. It’s almost like we are not supposed to put things there.

JCreazy ,

I’ve been doing it for 20+ years and haven’t had any issues yet. I know they aren’t supposed to be used in the ear but it’s worked out this long.

massive_bereavement , to funny in Every hotel bar ever
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Em.. they are using a Personal Digital Assistant? Sorry I'm a time traveler.

setsneedtofeed ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

That parts comes later.

Gustephan ,

Your post looks like a reasonably good joke about acronyms with multiple meanings, but just in case you actually don’t know, PDA is short for “public display of affection” in this context

Yewb , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

Sad sales guy desperately watching sports on the tv looking completely devastated.

Corkyskog ,

That’s the blue dot before he downs 3 drinks.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Or why orange guy is reliving his football glory days.

windie , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather

I want to see them sitting in that couch. 😂

Shady_Shiroe , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

Wish there was a factory reset button for the body too, not just your mind. I’m sore out the wazoo.

SteefLem , to memes in Modern jeart!
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Neato , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Shit. Do factory settings have this chronic neck pain and ADHD? BRB going to reset a few times.

HikingVet ,

Factory settings definitely include ADHD.

fulcrummed ,

I’m Derek.

shneancy ,

ADHD is genetic, it’s wired into your brain structure. A factory reset won’t help :(

threelonmusketeers ,

Would a firmware update help?

Crackhappy , to funny in Every hotel bar ever
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

There’s an old man sitting next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin.

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free

Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he’s talkin’ with Davy, who’s still in the Navy, And probably will be for life

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.

Anticorp ,

Hello season one Data.

booly ,

Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.

bitchkat ,

You’re lucky to be drinking here for free

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Now Norman’s a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone

Now he’s flying around on that glider-thing
And he’s tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he’s wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he’s scarier without it on

verity_kindle , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather

Dang, that Mountain’s grandfather is one dapper scoundrel. He should be in the Riviera, convincing oil heiresses that he is a prince or something.

Thcdenton ,
verity_kindle ,

Yissssss thank you,you are the true heir of Ruprecht.

Cliff ,

He looks like a less bald Lukaschenko.

verity_kindle ,

Indeed, but I prefer villains in good suits, who only scam people like them. 🤺

WashedOver , to funny in Every hotel bar ever
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I instantly picture Phil and Claire from MF as the couple with their role playing…

RGB3x3 , to lemmyshitpost in Modern jeart!

I thought we were past the Jeans thing… But here you are, pulling us back in.

TheBat , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

What happened to accusations of domestic violence against him?

Lemminary ,

👀

MNByChoice ,

In his Wikipedia entry. In short: No actionable evidence, he denied it, it has been 7 years.

GraniteM , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather

The seed is strong.

Lemminary ,

It’s also veeery long 😅

GraniteM ,

And down to get its friction on!

Grass ,

Long looong maaaaaann

Swedneck , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage
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Turns out you kind of have to meet girls for this to have a chance to happen, and what with the global loneliness epidemic and lack of places and reasons to meet new people, that ain’t happening.

BenchpressMuyDebil ,

Damn thanks for protecting my ego, I didn’t even have to think of anything myself

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