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lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in Let π = 5

That’s how you know math is OP when you can calculate volumes in parallel worlds where circles don’t even looks like circles

DumbAceDragon ,
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah, Manhattan. Where pi = 4, and circles are diamonds.

carpelbridgesyndrome ,

Bringing new meaning to the phrase “assume cows are spherical”

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

“Assume a spherical cow, which for our purposes can be approximated as a cube.”

OutrageousUmpire , to mildlyinfuriating in Can't even buy chicken in peace

How bizarre. I mean, you’re trying to pay them money.

hglman ,

They deserve double money

Kase ,

Don’t forget to tip your pop-up ads

rockSlayer , to lemmyshitpost in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

Just a tip, if you’re ever caught in a situation like this, don’t chase after or cling to your car, and get the fuck out of the street.

Mamertine ,

Ugh, in the news here a few years ago, they showed a video of a lady jumping out of her car so she wouldn’t be in it when it slid into another car. The news anchor advised people to stay inside of your car. It’s a cage. You’re safer inside that cage than lying in the road.

rockSlayer ,

I feel like people forget that the conditions are like that for everyone and not just themselves, so they think it’s ok to mill around the scene while waiting for emergency services. It’s a terrible idea to do so, and it’s absolutely safer in the car. If for one reason or another you have to exit the vehicle, get far away from the scene; like at least across the ditch or far into someone’s lawn

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Being in the car for a low speed collision wouldn’t be fun, but it’s better than being a bonus target in the middle of a game of car billiards

TootSweet , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

Stay with me here.

/c/pornporn, but it’s SFW.

thorbot ,

You lost me

Rachelhazideas , to lemmyshitpost in Anon meets a girl

Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.

original_ish_name ,

At least include a spoiler tag

ThaijsClan ,

Thank you for the tldr! Should be mandatory if OP posts something like this

Very_Bad_Janet ,

I only see one looong screenshot- it ends with a peck in the cheek. (I'm seeing this in kbin so maybe thats why I'm missing a screenshot.)

Naich , to programmer_humor in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.
@Naich@kbin.social avatar

Every time I want to do something, I have a look around the baffling ecosystem of frameworks and end up writing it from scratch because it's easier than wading through the bullshit.

dgriffith , (edited )

You should release what you’ve written as a framework, that’s what everyone else is doing.

<Insert XKCD standards comic here>

I_am_10_squirrels ,

We’ve got a good name for it

Naich ,
@Naich@kbin.social avatar

I feel that the nature of my framework is too simple and too focused on a specific goal to be worthy of the name.

imPastaSyndrome , to lemmyshitpost in Bro pulled a joker

Man he was really showing his true colors in writing that for his show

themeatbridge ,

I really don’t know why anyone was surprised.

nuke OP , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

This is clear escalation and we need to act now

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

we can't afford to have a table gap

Amaltheamannen ,

We need to close the table gap

hemko ,

Name checks out

Ilovethebomb , to noncredibledefense in The Algorithm Knows What You Really Want

I was getting ads on Tinder for a tractor for a while. And not a small hobby one, either, this was a ten tonne commercial unit.

Dunno what gave them the idea I needed that.

breadsmasher ,
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

I got APC ads on some ad for a while

Ilovethebomb ,

OK, that’s awesome.

HerbalGamer ,

Were you pulling hogs on tinder?

nuke OP ,

Bruh

Ilovethebomb ,

There’s a fair few heifers on there, to be fair.

PersnickityPenguin ,

It’s cow breedin’ time!

🤠🍆🍆🍆🐮💦💦

psmgx ,

If you’re on tinder you’re there to plow

SomeAmateur ,

Because chicks dig BMPs (must be all that room in the back for activities), and you can tow as many as you want from Ukraine

Agent641 ,

What colour tractor are you gonna get?

Ilovethebomb ,

Purple.

PugJesus , to noncredibledefense in Please see the chart
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

"A new government has already been decided upon"

If only. The Gaza Strip is one of the handful of regions that could actually benefit from US regime change. Not because we're good at it, but because the strip is so monumentally fucked as it is.

MossyFeathers ,

The only way I think we could honestly do worse is if we built gas chambers or nuked them. I’m sure the US government will find a new way to fuck it up though.

flamingo_pinyata ,

I’m expecting them to support a new “legitimate” government which will turn out to be worse than ISIL and join up with aliens to commit a multidimensional extermination of humans.

MossyFeathers ,

The Monkey’s Paw curls. First contact is with an alien race with technology beyond our wildest dreams and the ability to solve all our problems. However, it turns out they were the inspiration for Christianity and due to a very crucial passage of the Bible describing a ritual to be registered in their database of “saved souls” having been lost to time, no one is saved.

FinalRemix ,

Can we speed this one up? Thanks.

PutangInaMo ,

Pretty sure they’re pushing to give the Palestinian Authority back the influence they lost.

kersploosh ,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

If the US can become the common enemy that finally unites all the various factions then that seems like a real improvement for the region. Maybe not for the US, though.

just_change_it ,

I don’t think there is any entity alive big or small that could find a way to bring peace to the middle east.

InEnduringGrowStrong ,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

Living anywhere near holy land is such a curse.

FederatedSaint ,

“Holy” land.

Man, religion is a cancer on this planet.

Mubelotix , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

France tried such calendar in 1789 and 1871. We lost it when Jules Ferry executed all the communalists in Paris. Some people in France still use those calendars to show their support to revolutionary ideas

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

There are a few websites and twitter accounts that remind you that today is Nonidi, 29 Germinal of the year CCXXXII.

brbposting ,

Picking up a newspaper in Thailand reminds you it’s year 2567

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/38a82c76-4f1c-4458-b189-02f3eff520c0.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/69383a63-717b-4bd0-8f9a-b279f083ac66.jpeg

The reckoning of the Buddhist Era in Thailand is 543 years ahead of Anno Domini, so the year 2024 AD corresponds to B.E. 2567.

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

I own such a website and I can confirm that this date is right. French wikipedia though is wrong as it uses a bad simplication reform that was never voted

Grayox , to lemmyshitpost in Da, is good shoe, comrade.
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Putin is not a Communist.

maynarkh ,

He’s big on USSR imperialism though, and coopting the hammer and sickle is a big part of that.

uis ,

He is plain imperialist. He doesn’t want everything else that came with USSR: pensions, education, healthcare

Clubbing4198 ,

I’m glad i didn’t have to say it. Like hes not even close

sartalon , to noncredibledefense in 👉👈 What if we kissed by the dismantled MIG-29s in the Polish countryside?

This sounds wildly implausible, or at least very exaggerated.

I’ve worked on jets. If you put them in pieces, you are talking months (at least 3-6), to put them back together. Modern jets aren’t Legos. They are very complex machines that require testing and fine tuning.

Most flight surface controls and engines parts have flight hour limits that are painstakingly logged so preventative maintenance maximizes service lifetime. When we transferred jets, we also delivered their maintenance history.

When we mothball aircraft, we only remove certain components and basically seal it up. To take it out of mothball and reassemble it, under normal circumstances, you are talking 8 months.

Maybe they surreptitiously transferred aircraft to Ukraine, I can believe that. But if they broke them down into individual parts and said, “Here you go!”, the proper response would be, “Go fuck yourself.”

I imagine this story started out one way and has just been embellished each telling.

InfiniteStruggle ,

Maybe they just rolled the jets there, took the hubcaps of the fuel inlet off of every one of them (so that they are “disassembled”) and then let ukraine know.

So still technically correct and within international arms trade law, but the jets got through without needing too much reassembly.

Maybe put some clingwrap or something over the inlet so moisture doesn’t get in.

avrachan ,

So still technically correct and within international arms trade law, but the jets got through without needing too much reassembly.

that’s very interesting!!

where can I learn international law regarding the transfer of military aircrafs?

geophysicist ,

Where does it say completely broken down to individual parts? That bit is probably intentionally left vague

avrachan ,

only reasonable comment in this entire thread.

bradorsomething ,

These are russian jets, the ak-47s of jets. You can take one out of the mud and it will still fire.

Liz ,
nuke OP , to noncredibledefense in PVT Popeye reporting for duty!
Cruxifux , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire

World war three be lookin more and more like it’s gonna be a class war with the way these morons like to piss the rest of us off.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

As if the peasants will ever do anything in the modern world

OrteilGenou ,

That’s the spirit

BossDj ,

Can’t miss the new season of Loki. And Silksong is right around the corner

Osa-Eris-Xero512 ,

And Silksong is right around the corner

[Citation Needed]

fckreddit ,

It’s hope speaking.

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