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bluetardis , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

Maybe growing his ASSets

Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.
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Isn’t that a truck, not a UTE?

evanuggetpi ,

It’s what they’re called in NZ/Australia

schnokobaer ,

I always thought a Ute was specifically a normal sized, non-offroad car but with a bed rather than a boot with a lid.

Ilovethebomb ,

The only thing we call a “truck” here is something you need a special licence endorsement to drive.

Vespair , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

I think I’m too rightside-up to understand this Aussie meme

Zane ,

Kiwis are seething

andyMFK ,

Didn’t notice the .nz domain name I see

evanuggetpi ,

This is, sadly, all too common in NZ.

Decoy321 , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

There is a purpose. It let’s us know they’re overcompensating for small penises.

mvirts , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

Lotta paper to haul. Does all calculations long form, fills all forms by hand, and bills at $100/hr

affiliate ,

he has really big handwriting too. the papers stack up fast

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I used to do freelancing and used a tax accountant because it was multi-state work. I remember when I asked if I had to get him all the physical paperwork and he said, “No dude. Just provide me a PDF”.

GiddyGap , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

There’s a lot of misunderstood masculinity out there.

Ilovethebomb ,

It’s a tax thing, nothing to do with genitals.

GiddyGap ,

The accounting firm gets a bigger tax break by buying a pickup truck rather than a sadan or a minivan?

Ilovethebomb ,

From my understanding, a four door pickup is considered a “trade vehicle”, same as a cargo van, while a car is a different classification for FBT.

Plus, utes can haul. The Ranger can carry almost a tonne in the bed, and tow 3.5t.

GiddyGap ,

How often do accountants haul a ton and tow 3.5? Not often.

Ilovethebomb ,

This guy probably does it every weekend.

GiddyGap ,

Probably. Ok if he’s not claiming it on taxes. Tax payers should not be paying for his personal haulin’.

Streptember , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

Only thing I can figure is to have more space for that ad.

Ilovethebomb ,

And that’s why you’re not an accountant.

takeda , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

Maybe some kind of write-off that only creative accountants know about?

Mr_Blott ,

Any accountant will tell you that most businesses can’t write off tax against a normal car, as it’s not a work vehicle, so they buy pickups because vans are impractical for normal use

luthis OP ,

It works different in NZ.

Tb0n3 , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

Seeing as he’s got a tow ball he probably has fun on the weekends.

Ilovethebomb ,

This is almost certainly a toy hauler of some description.

blazera , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.
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More record heatwaves next summer

thorbot , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

Ute Ute Ooteeney!

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

This post makes me want to get a ute, so I can enrage dweebs like you.

luthis OP ,

If you’re an accountant and you’re buying a ute just for looks, I’m afraid you’re the dweeb.

Ilovethebomb ,

They’re buying them because they can be claimed as a “work vehicle”, but used like a family sedan.

luthis OP ,

It’s definitely for looks. In Nz you’re not limited the same for claiming as ‘work vehicle.’ I’ve driven Toyota Corollas and Mazda 6s as work vehicles which are better vehicles in terms of boot (trunk) size, so this is definitely a ‘look at my big car’ thing.

DreamySweet , to retrogaming in GBC Aquired, Time to Mod
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You got the best colour, too!

Chickens , to lemmyshitpost in Yo brother sick car yo!

Literally dropping a new 350 into my 78 k5 blazer right now. 45 years that first engine. Try that, Tesla.

Jimbo , to lemmyshitpost in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.
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I saw this picture and somehow instantly knew it was in New Zealand

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