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EdibleFriend , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in The water is cold 🌊

SIR THAT WAS LIKE 3 FADS AGO

xilophor , 4 months ago

Sometimes you just need to hold it in for a while (for unspecified reasons).

VubDapple , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Unfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.

robocall , 4 months ago

I watched a couple seasons of love after lockup. The women dating guys in prison went for guys like this because they were very insecure, and thought probation would help them control the men.

Ashyr , 5 months ago to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

No one is pointing out the bag of Chipotle chips?

zer0squar3d , 5 months ago

Yeah came here to say this too

HootinNHollerin , 5 months ago

There’s also Jimmy John’s

nuke , 5 months ago

Jimmy John’s PMC patch. ngl I kinda want one

HootinNHollerin , 5 months ago

Freaky fast delivery. You could even say, hypersonic

DontRedditMyLemmy , 4 months ago

Look deeper

HootinNHollerin , 4 months ago

Oh wow so much more

moistclump , 5 months ago to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

Discount Etsy agitprop, bugles take on race.

Kolanaki , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Definitely deserves a place in the food pyramid

Where’s cock and ass?

CubitOom , 5 months ago to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

I need to talk to you about your flair

Kolanaki , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women’s profiles that basically say the same thing.

PhlubbaDubba , 4 months ago

Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish

Skullgrid , 4 months ago

smoking like a stack

great, never heard this one

FilterItOut , 4 months ago

Yeah, chimneys are for rich folks with brick houses.

Skullgrid , 4 months ago

oh shit, that’s the original phrase.

AngryCommieKender , 4 months ago

Yeah, if you’re on probation or parole you’re not allowed to drink (or use marijuana, or any other illicit substance). The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke

ohlaph , 5 months ago to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Seems like a real winner.

HawlSera , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Pretty sure this is satire

SupraMario , 4 months ago

It is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don’t think so.

KingBoo , 4 months ago

My favorite touch is that he’s 5’11".

mojofrododojo , 4 months ago

5’11 .75 "

FlyingSquid , 4 months ago

On Lemmy Shitpost?!

starman2112 , 4 months ago to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

I too own <10 nuclear weapons

Kolanaki , 4 months ago to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

🙋‍♂️

Does it count if my nukes are just in MGS5?

degen , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Ay girl, get me outta these backrooms

SlopppyEngineer , 4 months ago to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

And now they’re okay with wearing a mask of course

therealjcdenton , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

You gotta admire the honesty

7heo , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Her accent makes it so much funnier

“I’m being serious. I’ve never seen something this disgusting in my entire life.”

That’s a “you” problem, lady.