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JimVanDeventer , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

I don’t have a job or car

Delivery driver

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I think I must live on his UPS route

PeriodicallyPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

I can fix him. He’s already a family man, how hard can the rest be?

LordOfTheChia , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

He’s just looking for the ol’ 6-6-6

6 figures

6/10 (or better)

6 IQ

some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

And here I spent years on dating apps trying to make myself seem likable when I could have just demanded a rich caretaker.

Mikufan , to noncredibledefense in Russia should indeed fear the Decadent Luxurious They/Them Armies of the West

they/them vs was/has been

Nudding , to noncredibledefense in Russia should indeed fear the Decadent Luxurious They/Them Armies of the West

I have a feeling the US military isn’t the inclusive left leaning organization you think it is.

ChocoboRocket ,

What do you mean?

Haven’t you heard that any organization that doesn’t heavily lean into racial and sexual hierarchy and oppression as it’s entire operational mandate is now woke?!

Oh, you want a competent army that actually can focus on warfare, refining military doctrine, logistics, and training? Typical woke mind virus mentality, you don’t even have the core ideology of oppressing women or minority preventing actual progress on anything. I bet you don’t even know how gay your weapons are.

The only way to win a war nowadays is by being more anti - woke than your opponent.

Big fat /s if it’s not obvious yet.

bradorsomething ,

I hope that /s means serious… this isn’t credibledefense you’re posting in…

MxM111 ,

/s is definitely something.

Nudding , to noncredibledefense in Russia should indeed fear the Decadent Luxurious They/Them Armies of the West

Snowflakes much lol?

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Those Russian corpses are being covered by much snowflakes, yes.

creditCrazy , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Finally the he male

gibmiser , to noncredibledefense in Russia should indeed fear the Decadent Luxurious They/Them Armies of the West

Imagine how demoralizing it would be to have your military crushed by an army wearing bright pink and rainbow colors.

Camo? Nah, we aint hidin from your bitch ass. We gonna fuck yo shit up in style.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

As you lay dying on the battlefield some fabulous bastard floats over to harshly but accurately critique your uniform.

RamblingPanda ,

Can we make tracer rounds shoot rainbows?

taiyang ,

Would need a passcode, same with Big Head Mode.

bradorsomething ,

TASTE THE RAINBOW

RamblingPanda , (edited )

Uh, imagine Skittles in 14mm or 25mm! 🌈

1000015750

mononomi , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

A wild useless red circle appeared!

BleatingZombie ,

I think it’s worse than that. It’s counter productive. I missed the joke because I was looking for it in the red circle

Thcdenton , to noncredibledefense in Russia should indeed fear the Decadent Luxurious They/Them Armies of the West

Removed by moderator

nuke , (edited )
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

Genitals vaporized by moderator

Thcdenton ,
bradorsomething ,

Best Taco Bell ad ever.

N0body , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

Don’t be a part of this domestic infighting. Join the Knights of Chik-fil-A on their Holy Crusade to destroy Chinese food at its very source.

Gork OP ,

But the Chinese are led by General Tso, a highly renowned culinary general.

lugal , to science_memes in Crazy how nature be like that

It’s not mysterious that they meet somewhere. These are linear functions so they can’t help but meet at exactly one point (or zero if they were parallel)

JoMomma , to science_memes in Crazy how nature be like that

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

MyNamesNotRobert , to lemmyshitpost in Definitely deserves a place in the food pyramid

No homo but I also like cock. I Iove the sensation of a big throbbing cock in my mouth as it jizzes out cum down my throat. It’s all part of a balanced diet.

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