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degen , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Ay girl, get me outta these backrooms

Kolanaki , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

🙋‍♂️

Does it count if my nukes are just in MGS5?

starman2112 , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I too own <10 nuclear weapons

HawlSera , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Pretty sure this is satire

SupraMario ,

It is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don’t think so.

KingBoo ,

My favorite touch is that he’s 5’11".

mojofrododojo ,

5’11 .75 "

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

On Lemmy Shitpost?!

ohlaph , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Seems like a real winner.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women’s profiles that basically say the same thing.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

smoking like a stack

great, never heard this one

FilterItOut ,

Yeah, chimneys are for rich folks with brick houses.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

oh shit, that’s the original phrase.

AngryCommieKender ,

Yeah, if you’re on probation or parole you’re not allowed to drink (or use marijuana, or any other illicit substance). The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke

CubitOom , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

I need to talk to you about your flair

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Definitely deserves a place in the food pyramid
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Where’s cock and ass?

moistclump , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

Discount Etsy agitprop, bugles take on race.

Ashyr , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

No one is pointing out the bag of Chipotle chips?

zer0squar3d ,

Yeah came here to say this too

HootinNHollerin ,

There’s also Jimmy John’s

nuke ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jimmy John’s PMC patch. ngl I kinda want one

HootinNHollerin ,

Freaky fast delivery. You could even say, hypersonic

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

Look deeper

HootinNHollerin ,

Oh wow so much more

VubDapple , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Unfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I watched a couple seasons of love after lockup. The women dating guys in prison went for guys like this because they were very insecure, and thought probation would help them control the men.

EdibleFriend , to lemmyshitpost in The water is cold 🌊
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

SIR THAT WAS LIKE 3 FADS AGO

xilophor ,
@xilophor@programming.dev avatar

Sometimes you just need to hold it in for a while (for unspecified reasons).

nuke , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

The dark hordes of Popeyes gather, worshipping their false poultry god, but their 11 spicy lies shall not sway us, for we are Cane’s Chosen and we will fight to the last tender!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/221880f2-def1-496e-b282-b841e77d51d7.webp

verity_kindle ,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

And my dipping sauce!!!

trouble , to lemmyshitpost in The water is cold 🌊

This was funny about 3 months ago

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Here’s a picture of me and my ex - a hotel hallway.

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