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Fredselfish , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl
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Little to soon for this joke. I mean we’re still trying to recover bodies from the river.

HappycamperNZ ,

Then you’re in the wrong community

5714 , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

Use a spoon.

someguy3 ,

Then you have to wash it! Help I’m stuck in recursion!

partial_accumen ,

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

5714 , (edited )

You have to clean the sink anyway if the water was dirty.

This whole post needs dishwashers ASAP. Doing the dishes is fine with 1.5 people or so, but with more folks it gets tedious quickly.

rachthegoldberg , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

i washed dishes at a pizza joint, this would always make me gag

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl
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Coming this summer: Pixar’s Boats.

ChicoSuave ,

We all float out here!

ryan213 ,
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What if bridges had feelings?

FiniteBanjo , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

I used to get “reusable gloves” but they wear out too easily so then I bought some industrial use silicone dipped gloves for handling lye but instead I use them exclusively for dishes and cleaning now. I have a second pair for handling lye and other caustic chemicals.

Vigilante , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

Use a steel rod just for that if you don’t have one BUY ONE it’s worth it .

Nikki ,
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or just buy a pair of long rubber gloves

Vigilante ,

But i will still eww when i feel those things tho

AnUnusualRelic , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance
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Am stram gram you are the one who goes off to pro- tect the ships in the sea!

Today , to cat in Beware of the Costco mechanical fish toy! The lithium battery is unsecured and easily damaged

My cats don’t like it so I’ve been thinking of returning it. This settles that.

Etterra , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance

Okay everybody, meet Trevor. Trevor is the newly assigned anti-pirate guy. Each ship Captain will have to wait for him to ride shotgun outbound, switch to an inbound ship, and ride back. That should settle down all this pirate nonsense. Any questions?

cynar ,

6 months later, not a pirate is to be found, dead or alive, and not a single ship taken. Meanwhile, none of the crews will talk about “Trevor”. All they are willing to say is that “Trevor is a very very nice man, we were very happy to host him.” Always spoken with a monotone 1000 yard stare.

HoustonHenry ,

And a quick change of subject, for some reason 🤷‍♂️

Mr_Blott , to lemmyshitpost in Chip cards accepted here

The fact you said “chip cards” instead of just “cards” is hilarious in a kinda archaic way

alquicksilver , to lemmyshitpost in Chip cards accepted here
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Why are you giving them ideas? And why do I weirdly like this concept? (Aesthetically, not for its purpose.)

Everythingispenguins , to cat in this car is about to eat a door

You should really feed your car. If it eats the door then it could escape.

IndiBrony , to lemmyshitpost in Chip cards accepted here
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No contactless? Pfft.

IsoSpandy , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in No comment...

Finally we have found the connecting link between humans and monkeys. /s

Toto ,

What a stupid comment

abbadon420 ,

Stupid kids beget stupid comments. I’ve been called the missing link in my teenage years and looking back, they were appropriate insults.

DrSleepless , to cat in this car is about to eat a door

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