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CommissarVulpin , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

Wow, I had no idea the Calabi-Yau Manifold was a real thing. I thought it was just made up for Barotrauma, since that was the only place I heard of it. It sounded Lovecraftian enough so I never questioned it lol

jaemo ,

There’s a great book by Greg Egan called Diaspora that explores the idea that every atom is a Calabai-Yau manifold, and the aperture to a wormhole via Kaluza-Klein handwavery. It’s a bit of a heavy read at times but super interesting.

dessimbelackis , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

I used to see a local band named Calabi-yau. Their sound was kind of a rush-inspired math-rock. Really talented guys. Guitar player got hired by google and moved so the group kind of retired

Etterra , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

I’ve actual been saying this for years for this exact reason. God forbid we not be able to divide a year into clean quarters.

BigBenis ,

Three months and one week still seems like a clean quarter to me.

Alternatively, if we really want to stick to the three-month quarter then we could call the extra week of each quarter an off-week or save it all for the 13th month of the year since nothing really gets done during that time anyway.

Son_of_dad , to lemmyshitpost in R.I.P. in peace 🪨 + 📜 = ☠️

I don’t know why we never got a team of “the Rock” Don Muroco, Brutus the barber, and the genius, called “Rock, paper, scissors”

The_Mastermind , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

Walter is not as smart as jesse sadly never was

Anticorp ,

It sounds like you need a rewatch. Jesse has about a quarter of Walt’s intelligence and knowledge, if that.

The_Mastermind ,

Bruh i was talking about all these memes in which jesse is right and walter doesn’t understand .

Anticorp ,

Eh, nvm then!

KittyCat , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

More like half awake me trying to take the laplacian of my pillow for my very important dream test.

bluewing , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

Ah yes, decimalized time. An idea so bad even the French said no, just no after trying it.

xkforce ,

People being afraid of the number 13 doesnt make it a bad idea.

Typhoonigator ,

I believe they’re referring to the metric time comment, not the calendar change idea.

DrCake , to lemmyshitpost in Only in Settings can you find Life's true meaning

10 hours of Reddit? Disgusting

realitista , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

28*13=364

cori ,

New years day is always a holiday that doesn’t fall on any other day of the calendar. It’s just kind of its own thing. No idea how that would actually work irl but that is usually how this proposal is explained.

watersnipje ,

As a software engineer, I beg of you

maynarkh ,

We just shut down the servers for one day a year and reboot all of them. How hard can it be?

watersnipje ,

Ok, and we just don’t process any of the data from that day, ever?

Swedneck ,
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what happens on new years stays in new years

golli ,

So we basically make the Purge a reality?

arken ,

I like this idea more and more. All computers off, noone is allowed to work, just a big new years party for everyone.

GBU_28 ,

EVER

maynarkh ,

Let’s be honest, we all could do with a bit less data processing.

KamikazeRusher ,

Network switches with over 10 years of uptime chuckle nervously

Denalduh ,

You’ll also need plan for timezones as well.

mexicancartel ,

Just invent 0. Array starts from 0 so can new year

watersnipje ,

Zero Nonuary.

GBU_28 ,

You’ve been given the zeroth place

Kage520 ,

And leap year?

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

New year’s 2: Electric Boogaloo

BlackRoseAmongThorns ,

Kinda sounds easier to implement tbh, like, right now leap days are in a specific month, but wouldn’t it (in addition to a hypothetical new years day) be easier to handle and remember if they are a very explicit part of the calendar system?

watersnipje ,

On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, now there is a day that is not part of a week, or a month. And we have a month and a week that don’t immediately follow after the previous one.

BlackRoseAmongThorns ,

Very reasonable

drolex , (edited ) to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

WARNING: If your compact Kähler manifold whose first Chern class is vanishing is also Ricci-flat, then it is a Calabi-Yau. Proceed with care.

  • Risk of non-Riemaniann metric
  • Holonomy equal to a subgroup of SU(n)
  • Possibility of mild singularities
Natanael ,

[insert stop doing $topic meme]

Flax_vert , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

Wouldn’t it make sense to have the 1st be a Sunday and 28th be a Saturday?

heleos ,

I used to think the same, even made fun of friends and family for setting calendars to start on Monday, but then I tried it and found the light

Flax_vert ,

What’s so important about a visual change 🤣

heleos ,

I like having the weekend lumped together, it’s called a weekend for a reason!

JusticeForPorygon ,
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Iirc most countries consider Monday the beginning of the week and Sunday the end of the week, hence the term “weekend”

Flax_vert ,

TIL, in the UK we seem to see Sunday as the first day of the week, but under ISO it’s monday. Interesting.

JusticeForPorygon ,
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Looks like the answer has to do with the predominant religion in the area (if any)

Most of Europe and China consider Monday the first day of the (work) week, while North America, Israel, South Asia, and many Catholic and Protestant countries, consider Sunday the first day of the week, while Saturday is judged as the first day of the week in much of the Middle East (Israel excepted) and North Africa due to the Islamic influence.

Flax_vert ,

Monday is the first day of the work week. Seems to be on whether or not you centre your life around work or God 🤣

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Duality of man

watersnipje ,

If Sunday is the first day of the week, then which days do you call weekend?

Flax_vert ,

Saturday and su-… Okay you win 🤣

Num10ck , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

i read once that untangling fabric is the hardest part of domestic robots. we don’t have the math for laundry.

Natanael ,

And we still can’t replace human seamstresses, reliably automating many processes is STILL hard

prole ,

Completely unrelated, but I just noticed that “seamstress” still seems acceptable, despite shifting more toward gender neutral vocational titles. The only other one I can think of was “stewardess” which was changed to “Flight Attendant.”

Is there a difference between a tailor and a seamstress? Or is the latter just the female version of the former, and therefore an archaic term?

jaybone ,

Stitch Attendant

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Maybe quit letting the hackey sack fall then Kyle!

prole ,

Stall that shit on your perforated Rod Lavers…

…in all quad flavors, lawd save us

blanketswithsmallpox ,
nxdefiant ,

I think sartor is the old male version of seamstress, but nowadays it’d probably just be “garment maker”.

I vow for the old British “haberdasher”.

prole ,

Haberdasher is good. Would the female version be a Haberdasheress?

Zier , to lemmyshitpost in Only in Settings can you find Life's true meaning
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Stop changing the icons Richard!
FFS

MalReynolds , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time
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Just make inconvenient days holidays, few will complain.

AnarchistArtificer , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

My brother once got so tangled in a duvet cover, we had to cut him free.

TronnaRaps ,

Does your brother usually wear a helmet, by any chance?

jaybone ,

Maybe they put him in the dryer with the sheets. My duvet cover is like some kind of Bag of Holding that swallows pillow cases and never wants to return them.

WarmSoda ,

I had a friend whose younger brother used to get trapped in the dryer.

jaybone ,

I think I saw her video about that.

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