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Rapture , to lemmyshitpost in When you want an APC, but you're on a budget

I dont think whoever did the countdown knows what “on 3” means

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You serously think that people with a higher IQ than room temperature did this?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Yes, because it’s awesome, and you know damn well you’ve been stuck in traffic and wishing for this exact setup.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ummm, actually, no, I don’t live in the US to wish something like this.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Oh, then you’re just jealous, case closed.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep, knew it… small cock.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Bro, stop thinking about my dick 😑

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I can if I want to… and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Iron_Lynx , to lemmyshitpost in What will u do when the cursed gif strikes

Wish the poster will step on a Lego twice this week.

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in What will u do when the cursed gif strikes

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

TommySoda , to lemmyshitpost in What will u do when the cursed gif strikes
Transporter_Room_3 ,
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Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

FollyDolly ,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for the closure, I needed that.

random_character_a ,
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Had to run it twice. On the first run cat stuck his head in the way, just to insult the injury.

Zachariah , to lemmyshitpost in What will u do when the cursed gif strikes
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tubaruco ,

the only true answer

samus12345 ,
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webm gifs seem to have issues.

Zachariah ,
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me too, webm gifs. me too

brbposting ,
aeharding ,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

it’s iOS. Works fine in Voyager Android.

I’m hoping Apple fixes this soon…

Worx , to lemmyshitpost in What will u do when the cursed gif strikes

Probably make a comment like this <----

Diabolo96 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why not throw a granade in there as well...

If the thing they were shooting at was ever alive it wouldn’t have been the first full mag of bullets unloaded on their body, but after several mags by several cops being dumped on the body, then by the time it’s taken to the morgue it’ll have more holes than swiss cheese.

TseseJuer ,

not very american cheese of them

Diabolo96 ,

Patriots are in shambles! But then again, dude wasn’t fat enough to be visible from behind the tree, so he probably wasn’t even American. /j

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol 🤣🤣🤣, last part made me chuckle

amio ,

Ironically "Swiss cheese" is pretty American

Fiivemacs ,

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  • amio ,

    There are several Swiss cheeses that are notable, but referring to one specific kind as "Swiss" (that may or may not be Swiss Swiss), I believe is a US thing to do?

    0x4E4F OP ,
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    Ironically, there are very little holes in actual Swiss cheese.

    MudSkipperKisser ,

    Hello I’d like to introduce you to my friend Alpine Lacy Swiss, she is majestic and quite holey.

    I heard it as I typed it and I regret nothing

    0x4E4F OP ,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Alpine is a Linux distro.

    I typed it as I know it, I regret nothing.

    Maggoty ,

    Apparently she not only survived, but she was also only hit 5 times out of at least 40 shots. These cops need to be fired because they panic and they suck at shooting if they ever were in real danger.

    FordBeeblebrox ,

    I think the poor plant caught more rounds than the woman. These cops are terrible at everything about this

    GardenVarietyAnxiety , to lemmyshitpost in What will u do when the cursed gif strikes

    …that’s the problem… it never strikes… IT NEVER STRIKES!! 😭😭😭

    pantyhosewimp , to lemmyshitpost in When you want an APC, but you're on a budget

    This vehicle is not armored nor designed to carry a lot of personnel.

    0x4E4F OP ,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s why it’s an APC on a budget.

    Graphine , to lemmyshitpost in Bigly if true

    Kids in Africa could’ve eaten those minutes

    KingJalopy ,

    There’s no time

    AceSLS ,

    This is deep

    TruthAintEasy , to lemmyshitpost in Why not throw a granade in there as well...
    @TruthAintEasy@kbin.social avatar

    Gun scare people. Scared people with guns fire more bullets. More gunfire scares more people, causing them to buy guns for protection. Now those additional scared people with guns use them, bringing that same fear they feel to more of their neighbours, who respond by buying guns to protect themselves...

    If you really want an armed populace just make it mandatory for all citizens to complete 1 year of military service, with the people retaining their service arms at home. This way everyone is trained the same way and follows the same standards with their weapons. This takes the 'cool' factor out of owning guns, takes the identity politics out of it, and the criminals will now know that they likely cannot gain the advantage in fire power just by getting a high capacity magazine.

    It would also calm the cops down, because the year of manditory service will weed out all the crazies that cant handle the responsibility of gun ownership, and since everyone went to the same program you have an automatic national database of who isnt fit for ownership. Give mental health proffessionals the ability to flag on the database when an idividual is having issues so their weapons can be TEMPORARILY removed untill their mental health is restored.

    The 2a guys will also lose their main talking point: government is the one giving them the gun now, they would look stupid REEEing about 'gubberment wants muh guns!!'

    It seems like the USA will never say no to guns, so why not go full ham instead of just letting every state make up its own rules as it goes along? The current system has some very obvious flaws. Freedom should not be free, it should require responsibiliy, the proof is in the never ending american gun tragedy.

    Edit: accidentally tripple posted, still learning the UI... deleted the two duplicates, and fixed some bad grammar

    Valmond ,

    Are there no mandatory service in the USA?

    iknowitwheniseeit ,

    No. Men between 18 and 25 have to register with the government, but that’s it:

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_Service_System

    Daxtron2 ,

    On top of criminal punishments for not registering, you also won’t receive any federal assistance for college, employment, loans, etc.

    BluJay320 ,
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    You lost me at mandatory service. No way in hell I’m contributing to the industrial war machine

    TruthAintEasy ,
    @TruthAintEasy@kbin.social avatar

    Fair enough, there are no perfect solutions

    mechoman444 , to lemmyshitpost in What will u do when the cursed gif strikes

    Nazis, The Borg, MAGA’s and then there’s this as close to pure evil as anything gets.

    Death_Equity , to lemmyshitpost in I see your end if all lemmy posts and raise you page 13 empty

    I have so many filters that I regularly have pages of blocked content like this.

    yamapikariya OP ,
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    Mine is just all read already.

    modifier , to lemmyshitpost in Bigly if true

    Only near the equator, lower down it’s still a minute but it’s like backwards or counter-clockwise or summink.

    Macaroni_ninja , to lemmyshitpost in Why not throw a granade in there as well...
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    Was it a pine cone?

    0x4E4F OP ,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Probably a spider.

    ma11en ,

    Acorn!

    Gork ,

    WHERE?

    starts shooting

    Evil_Shrubbery ,

    The “WHERE?” part is optional ofc.

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