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Zellith , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

Fuck Charles. (when he is better)

Mr_Blott ,

You’d better go easy, and use lots of lube

UKFilmNerd , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum
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I saw the headlines on the Six O’Clock News. People get ill and need treatment, it’s hardly a shocker.

BlahajChompies , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

It was in the breaking news section of SVT, the Swedish public broadcaster. But they love their monarchy news…

neidu2 , (edited ) to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

Don’t worry. Thanks to Ground News I’m up speed on royal rectal insertions. For only the price of a cup of coffee you too can get instant and unbiased updates on the Kussy.

EDIT: Yes, that means “King’s boy pussy”

BaroqueInMind ,
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I really cannot wait for CRISPR injections I can self administer to induce targeted damage to my brain in order to forget the things I read sometimes.

neidu2 ,

I choose to believe you’re reacting to the advert for Ground News and not the allusions to royal rogering.

BaroqueInMind ,
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I read the word "kussy" and my brain deciphered it as "king (charles) boy pussy" and I'm now looking for some bleach to drink.

threelonmusketeers ,

Wait, my brain did the same thing. Is that not what it means?

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

If this leads to more men getting their prostate checked, I’m happy with that.

ivanafterall , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum
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Do we have any updates on Charles' ass? It's hard to focus when there's such uncertainty looming...

tygerprints , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

I saw some documentary about ancient medical devises on PBS - apparently when the king had a rectal lesion, the public wanted to do the same to themselves so they actually invented instruments to tear the rectum so they could experience what the king was experiencing. I call that going above and being the call of "doody."

Voyajer , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum
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Monarchism is a hell of a drug

Tristaniopsis , to casualuk in The spirit of Keith lives on. in Waitrose.

…and “chemical free”! Gosh!

How unusual.

PlasterAnalyst , to ukcasual in The Great British Scone Map

That picture looks like an American biscuit. We put white sausage gravy on top and call it "biscuits and gravy."

DaDragon ,

Which is pretty close to what they are! Although iirc biscuits are somewhat more crumbly

Zagorath ,
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Outside of America, a “biscuit” is what you guys call a “cookie”.

thegiddystitcher ,
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At least you all agree on how to pronounce it, though. You (presumably) have no idea how deep the divide goes, UK-wise!

Squizzy ,

That sounds horrendous, white sausage gravy alone sounds like boiled sausages juice.

khannie ,
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It’s actually really good, just nothing like you’d expect from the name. I was curious about it and ordered it on a trip there. Very heavy meal but very tasty.

0ops ,

“boiled sausage juice” 🤤🤤

johannesvanderwhales ,

Sausage gravy uses pan drippings from cooking ground breakfast sausage to create a bechamel sauce. It’s usually then flavored with black pepper. Breakfast sausage is also often flavored with sage. From what I understand American-style breakfast sausage isn’t really a thing in the UK so it might be difficult to picture the flavor profile.

Berttheduck , to ukcasual in The Great British Scone Map

The bottom of that map is more orange than I was expecting. I’m surprised at the blue patch north of England. I always associated cone scone with the posher south.

thegiddystitcher ,
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Now you’ve gone and started the “where counts as north?” thing too! You absolute monster.

OscarCunningham ,
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The UK quite often sees words switch around in how posh they are. This is because most people want to sound posher than they really are, while the actual posh people have nothing to prove and want to seem down-to-earth. See U and non-U English.

NigelFrobisher ,

Saw it claimed somewhere that Queen Liz 2 said it rhyming with “gone”, so it’s not really class. According to the map Bradford, where I grew up, is an absolute fault-line on this issue.

charlytune ,
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I’m thinking that in Hull they surely say “scurn”, so maybe they say “curn” for cone?

odium , to memes in Gomu Gomu No Pistol!

Gomu gomu no…

Maultasche ,

Fire Hose!

bhamlin , to memes in When it tickles just right

I choose this guy’s wife.

ApathyTree , to memes in When it tickles just right
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I’ll have what meme she’s having.

transientpunk , to memes in When it tickles just right
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This was the meme I was remembering

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