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jelloeater85 , to ukcasual in Just the thing for lunch on a freezing Friday
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You ate pie filling basically? I mean, tasty sure, but that’s a lot of sugar 🤣

Codandchips ,
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You need a lot energy on cold days like these. Jello?? Isn’t that 70% sugar??

Mr_Blott ,

Da fuk is jello? 🤨

Codandchips ,
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It’s what Americans call Jelly

FragrantOwl ,
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It’s how a Spaniard answers a phone call.

Mr_Blott ,

This and “How a Yorkshireman pronounces Jennifer Lopez’s nickname” are the only correct answers

DessertStorms , to ukcasual in Just the thing for lunch on a freezing Friday
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Thanks, just added some custard to my grocery order.. 🤤😂

Lifebandit666 , to ukcasual in Just the thing for lunch on a freezing Friday

Banana porridge made with banana milkshake instead of milk, with added banana slices

CMDR_Horn ,
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I know what I’ll add to my bananas…more bananas

Risk ,

That’s bananas.

ColeSloth , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

TIL prostate surgery will cause men to have a short period.

artichokecustard ,

my dad had a prostate biopsy and he did have a bit of bleeding afterwards…

Fudoshin ,
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Can we all talk less about bleeding prostates, please?

Aux ,

NO!

shalva97 , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

that’s some important news

gerbler , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

For a split second I thought this was an amber alert or something and I was genuinely impressed at it’s misuse.

Fudoshin ,
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Do we have amber alerts in the UK?

echodot ,

The technology exists but they never seem to use it to do that.

So far they’ve only ever done a test, which didn’t exactly work brilliantly, and then never done anything else with it. Although in fairness I don’t know if there’s been any opportunities that would require it since the test.

Bishma , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum
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If it makes you feel better, it’s closer to being an old man’s g-spot. The bum is just the door.

Fudoshin ,
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The p-spot.

spacecowboy , to cat in Furball

Little cotton ball of love 😍

RattlerSix , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

Did I just dream this or did we in the US have a president that had a colonoscopy and they broadcast the video on the nightly news? I swear that happened with Reagan or Bush or possibly Clinton but I can’t find anything about it.

smeg OP ,

I thought your news was supposed to report on all the shit that your president was doing?

brbposting ,

Katie Couric televised her colonoscopy in 2000! (Piped)

jak ,

What a lovely thing to be willing to do. I’m honestly really touched that she values reassuring others over her own privacy.

stinerman ,
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Today she could have paid for the procedure by posting it on OnlyFans.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Wasn’t she only like a vice president or something though?

brbposting ,

Famous news anchor :)

SomeoneElse ,

Not a president/prime minister or anything important, but I think a celeb had a smear test done on a popular morning show here in the UK. Unless I’m also dreaming.

RattlerSix ,

I guess I dreamed it. It wasn’t Katie Couric because I was an adult when that happened. I remember being a kid at home and seeing the video of what looked like a tunnel but it was video of someone’s colonoscopy.

What I did find was that Reagan had polyps removed and they basically showed a diagram of a person’s digestive tract on the nightly news and Reagan’s handlers were embarrassed by that. Maybe one station also showed the video through a random person’s butt tunnel to go along with it or something.

SturgiesYrFase , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum
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Tbf, was your choice to allow push notifications. Probably a slow news day.

9point6 , (edited )

I wish this was the case, but the BBC news output has really dropped off a cliff the past few years. Going by the notifications I was getting a few months ago before I finally killed them off, they are pretty much reporting only on asinine shit about royals, people killing themselves and the occasional weird article that tries to put a shine on what our shitshow of a government is up to.

The BBC intended to educate and inform is unfortunately dead.

SturgiesYrFase ,
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I mean they’re meant to be non-partisan, but if I recall, the Tories popped a bunch of high level execs in to skew things a year or three back.

Definitely not quite as impartial as it should be, and absolutely feels like the quality has dropped off since before the pandemic.

9point6 ,

Cameron changed the rules of the BBC charter in 2015, and installed a load of Tory affiliated people. They first elevated Laura Kuenssberg to political editor, they then swapped the long time DG Tony hall for Tim Davie, someone affiliated with the Tories for decades. Then of course we had the Robert Sharp stuff with Boris. And we don’t need to go into the drop in editorial quality.

The BBC is compromised

SturgiesYrFase ,
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Fuck…2015? Next you’ll be telling me it’s 2024…wait…fuuuuuuuck!

Jokes aside, it’s fuckin criminal what the tories have done to this country.

DrRatso ,

Pretty much if something does not fall under the category of “might need my full attention within 5 minutes”, notifications are going to be off. So basically I have notifications on for all of my messaging channels (with most chats on mute), bank, security apps.

If theres any news worthy of a notification I expect the warning sirens to be on full blast and emergency broadcasts on every channel.

Lemmygradwontallowme , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum
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Aye I can imagine that, though yer monarch still rules our kin…

That bein’ said, it’d be quality content…

SlapnutsGT , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

I’m in the US and got the same notification this morning through CNN. Guess we’re into butt stuff over here also

Chriswild ,

CNN is butt so you wanted the butt stuff.

Hikermick ,

In the US the big news is about Lloyd Austin NOT telling us about what’s going on up his butt

LordKitsuna , to memes in Gomu Gomu No Pistol!

And then when you go to retract it it’s just a giant trail of piss everywhere because you couldn’t get all of it to the toilet with that much length

Tweak OP ,

Maybe he just flails it around like an elephant and uses it to cool down.

captainlezbian , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum

Just imagine having to inform your entire country about what is in your ass

Emperor , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum
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I presume “public engagements” is a euphemism.

Mr_Blott ,

I hope “period” is too

smeg OP ,

Typo actually, it was meant to say “pubic”

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