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jonne , to technology in NASA and Boeing say Starliner astronauts ‘are not stranded,’ but will be on the ISS for a few more weeks

Also, they totally know where their luggage is, it’ll just take a couple of days to show up.

Chozo ,

"Oh yeah, are you sure about that? Then why does my AirTag say it's already landed on Jupiter, hmm? I'd like to speak to your manager."

Hominine ,
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gravitas_deficiency ,

I only want to retrieve my luggage, my child

JackGreenEarth ,

That would imply there’s an Apple device connected to the internet on Jupiter.

Chozo ,

You can't prove there isn't!

Morphit ,
@Morphit@feddit.uk avatar

You could make a religion out of this.

Thetimefarm ,

Common mistake, AirTags don’t work in space because there is no air.

Sabata11792 , to technology in NASA and Boeing say Starliner astronauts ‘are not stranded,’ but will be on the ISS for a few more weeks

Space, the safest place from Boeing assassins.

Land_Strider ,

SPACE!

lemmy_get_my_coat ,

The one place uncorrupted by capitalism!

MushuChupacabra , to technology in NASA and Boeing say Starliner astronauts ‘are not stranded,’ but will be on the ISS for a few more weeks
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Totally not stranded, according to Boeing.

corsicanguppy ,

Just pining for the microgravity.

Death_Equity ,

They aren’t stranded because there is the emergency capsule to get them back.

Classic corporate doublespeak and half truths.

pennomi ,

They’re not stranded because the part of the capsule that isn’t working has multiple redundancy and is intended to burn up on reentry anyway.

Starliner is perfectly capable of leaving the ISS whenever they want, but they would be unable to continue collecting data on the thruster shutoff (again, because it would burn up in the atmosphere).

mkwt ,

Except the “emergency capsule” is all of them, including Starliner. Because Starliner is perfectly capable of returning to earth safely.

Because every thruster that has shut down has hot fired okay, and the known helium leaks still leave enough margin to cover several multiples of the 5 hours or so of RCS operation that you need to get to landing.

Morphit ,
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I thought one thruster has been permanently disabled now? Not that that’s a major problem, but it does eat into their redundancy somewhat.

atocci ,

Yeah that’s right, they’ve decided to not use one of the 5 again because of performance inconsistencies.

atocci , (edited )

Completely untrue. There are currently only 3 human-rated spacecraft docked to the ISS and none of them are set aside as some sort of emergency capsule. There’s no trickery here. The number of astronauts on board is equal to the number of seats available for them to ride back home in. The only reason they aren’t stranded is because Starliner is still fully capable of undocking and taking them home whenever necessary. If it wasn’t, then they would actually be stranded with no alternative way back beyond straping them to the floor of Dragon.

thefartographer ,

Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller

Morphit ,
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Almost happened to Frank Rubio when the radiator blew on his ride.

thefartographer ,

Wow, that’s a great fucking read!

Tylerdurdon ,

I mean, Boeing hasn’t killed them in a fireball of death, hurtling at 18 thousand kph to the earth. The media has this totally wrong, for now. Everything is totally fine, at this time.

jqubed ,
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As long as they didn’t bring any whistles with them they’ll be fine!

sugar_in_your_tea , to technology in An ID verification service that works with TikTok and X left its credentials wide open for a year

And this is why I hate those laws that are intended to protect kids. Yeah, it would be nice if kids couldn’t see stuff they shouldn’t, but it’s even better if my PII isn’t stolen. I’d rather my kids accidentally see porn once in a while than for their identity to be stolen.

todd_bonzalez , to technology in This cute pink blob could lead to realistic robot skin

Hear me out…

RizzRustbolt , to technology in This cute pink blob could lead to realistic robot skin

What was that Thomas the Train Engine creepypasta again?

AFC1886VCC , to technology in An ID verification service that works with TikTok and X left its credentials wide open for a year

These generic “hooded hacker man” images are hilarious

QuantumSoul ,

Hacking on mac obviously

rbesfe ,

Typing on 2 computers at once to double the speed of the hacking

RobotZap10000 , to technology in This cute pink blob could lead to realistic robot skin
Cethin , to technology in An ID verification service that works with TikTok and X left its credentials wide open for a year

The perfect proof to not trust this companies if you needed it.

Kidplayer_666 ,

The proof not to trust anyone with personal information

wagoner , to technology in This cute pink blob could lead to realistic robot skin

Realistic human skin? Realistic robot skin?

daikiki , to technology in This cute pink blob could lead to realistic robot skin

That’s . . . not what cute means.

Mr_Wobble , to technology in This cute pink blob could lead to realistic robot skin

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn’t stop to think if they should.

pavnilschanda , to technology in This cute pink blob could lead to realistic robot skin
@pavnilschanda@lemmy.world avatar

TechCrunch: this is nightmare fuel

engadget: it’s so cute :)

pop ,

Me: Terminator Skin v0.0001

EmperorHenry , to technology in This cute pink blob could lead to realistic robot skin
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Ghostalmedia OP , to technology in This cute pink blob could lead to realistic robot skin
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TransplantedSconie ,

Dear God.

What hath we wrought?

LordGimp ,

We have answered the question: can you scream with no mouth?

The answer is yes. The scream is coming from the eyes.

ATDA ,

In some universe people looked at this and said… Yeah let’s cover ai robot death machines in it to assimilate into unknowing cultures.

It’s this universe isn’t it?

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