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Jimmyeatsausage , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Posers. REAL Trump fans would have a friend shoot their ear with an AR from range first.

/s, obviously. We all know they don’t have friends.

werefreeatlast , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Omg! Trumpfus is Splinter! Shredder came to him later …https://y.yarn.co/d9a957e8-eaac-4a29-9a5c-d9344416b5f0.mp4

But it didn’t work! Splinter rose to the occasion. In our instance he wants to ruin pretty much everyone’s lives sure, but he’s in splinters shoes now lol.

Snapz , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

“Ohh oooh, Pick me, daddy! Daddy me, daddy over here, daddy!”

01189998819991197253 , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

I came here to laugh at the ridicule of the The Onion’s story, only realize, to my horror, that it’s not The Onion…

Username02 , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

What level of dick sucking is this?

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/432b886d-bc73-4e68-bc75-2a26c8681a25.gif

tiefling ,

About 3" and Toad shaped

sucricdrawkcab ,
@sucricdrawkcab@lemmy.world avatar

I was thinking more dick riding, but sucking works also.

MedicPigBabySaver , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

FFS. They really are willing to eat his shit straight from his asshole.

brbposting , to world in Gaza man with Down's syndrome attacked by IDF dog and left to die

So Gazans with Down syndrome look similar to Westerners with Down syndrome. In a way it makes me feel like all of us in world are less different than we might think.

Xeroxchasechase ,

You didn’t feel it until you saw the picture? Let me tell you: even without down syndrome we’re all alike!

brbposting ,

❤️

I feels it! We’re far more alike than we are different! We have the same mama you & me, all of us :)

OhmsLawn , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Imagine how mortifying it would be to have a legitimate ear injury this week.

vxx ,

As long as you don’t tell your doctor to make the patch as big as possible like trump did, you should be fine in most cases. This looks more like the size of bandage you would get after ripping your whole ear off.

Delusional , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

So they’re fine with cloth on the face as long as it’s completely unnecessary?

Seems everyone should have realized by now what a weak, sad, and pathetic group the Republican party is.

InternetUser2012 ,

Republikkklowns

CaptSatelliteJack ,

You mean the American Fascist Party?

Lost_My_Mind ,

Yes, you two are in agreement. You’re saying the same thing.

Emerald ,

Not to be confused with the American Nazi Party. But I forget what the difference between the two is these days

FozzyOsbourne , to casualuk in Lancashire mum fined £240 defends term-time holiday

Mrs Melling said she took her children out of school during term due to the “unbelievable price” of holidays in the summer months.

One travel agent told the BBC that holiday costs can be as much as 40% higher during the school holidays.

“It was £5,500 to go in the summer and to go in February it was £2,500, it’s a no brainer,” Mrs Melling said.

Yes, the reason it costs more is because everyone else is following the rules

HumanPenguin ,
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Yes, the reason it costs more is because the wealthy follow the rule following the rules. And less walthy kids just do not gain such learning experiences.

FlashMobOfOne , (edited ) to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know what’s dumber: This or listening to Democrats try and convince me I didn’t see our esteemed president’s brain melt in public on national television.

Both sides have their cultist devotees. That’s how we got into this mess.

Ibuthyr , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

What a bunch of nut jobs, holy shit. They’re actually turning America into a gigantic parody of itself.

Lost_My_Mind ,

…you new here? And by “here” I mean Earth.

Ibuthyr ,

I’m just surprised how they keep one-upping each other!

MudMan , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

I'll give it to you, this is the most a Not The Onion post has made me go "wait, is that The Onion"?

Good job. I think.

SlippiHUD ,
@SlippiHUD@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, did you not see the commemorative sneakers he’s selling?

MudMan ,

Nah, that I believed. Trump shilling useless crap is extremely plausible.

Blackmist OP ,

I genuinely don’t know how satirists are supposed to make a living any more.

exanime , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

no, this is not a personality cult at all… nope nope nope

fox2263 , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

We need to see his ear

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