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TheEEEdiot , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump
JPSound , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

🥾😛 “look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife’s next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗”

shout from the back “Mine first!!!”

SoleInvictus ,

“You don’t even need to fuck mine, just tell me she’s a hog!”
-Rafael “Ted” Cruz

crank0271 , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Apparently ear bandages are the new armbands…

Squorlple , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump
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bcgm3 ,

So say we all.

markon , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Bunch of pussies. I’ll give Trump credit. He actually experienced it, they didn’t.

Hossenfeffer , to casualuk in Lancashire mum fined £240 defends term-time holiday
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From a financial point of view paying £240 to save £3,000 makes complete sense.

Shame my other half is a teacher, otherwise we might think about doing the same.

Myxomatosis , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

Damage , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Monkey see monkey do

negativenull , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump
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Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

“I’M NOT THE MESSIAH!”

thisbenzingring ,

He’s just a naughty boy!

Zahille7 ,

“HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

gnutrino ,

“I say you are Lord and I should know, I’ve followed a few”

Flax_vert , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

This is just weird

dmtalon , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

all I see is ear masks

Minarble , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

They are wearing ear diapers like sleepy Don because they too have shit for brains.

MehBlah , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Are they all wearing diapers as well?

XeroxCool , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Remember that time a bunch representatives wore bandages over their assholes because it was stylish to match Louis XIV’s anal fistula bandage back in the late 1600s? Seems like they really think the have the Sun King again, the self-titled center of the universe

Zipitydew , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

This might be the peak. I can’t imagine how we’ll ever have a more Not The Onion article.

Peak cult bullshit.

martinb ,

You are most likely invoking a “hold my beer” moment.

snooggums ,
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Nah, if he has a stroke and half his face doesn’t work I expect a non-zero number of his cultists to have half their face paralyzed in solidarity.

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