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Sam_Bass , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

“Me too Me too” heh. Monkey see

Zip2 , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump
whoisearth ,
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Best Monty Python movie.

UnderpantsWeevil , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump
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irreticent ,
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For those out of the loop:

“Even leading Republicans said yesterday that things went a little too far when they had to publicly repudiate the actions of a delegate who was handing out adhesive bandages marked with Purple Hearts to mock Mr. Kerry’s war wounds.”

“The bandages, distributed by Morton Blackwell of Arlington, Va., included a message that read, “It was just a self-inflicted scratch, but you see I got a Purple Heart for it.””

whoisearth ,
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It’s almost like the party has always been batshit crazy. Speaks volumes of a large segment of the American population tbh.

friend_of_satan , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

But these sheep can’t wear masks? Give me a fucking break.

NJSpradlin ,

They’re inconvenienced by having to smell their own lies.

givesomefucks ,

To be fair, they need the bandage just as much as trump does.

Like. A day or two after the attempt he was out golfing and didn’t have a bandage or anything.

I think it was just a small nick and the blood thinners he’s likely on just makes you bleed like crazy since they prevent clotting. A small scratch looks like a war wound, and would explain why there was blood everywhere but he still has a functional ear.

Like, if he really got shot in the ear, he’d be missing a part of his ear like in Preacher. It won’t just heal back.

Dude got a scratch and is playing it up.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Trump is on blood thinners? Why?

givesomefucks ,

He’s in his late 70s, doesn’t exercise, eats like shit, and is drastically overweight…

Like, it’s one of those things that are just safe to assume. Blood thinners arent really that rare for people 30 years younger than either candidate.

Valmond ,

I wonder what his theoretical are is lol.

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

His blood is thick with hamburger juice.

Gerudo ,

A lot of people that age, with his OBVIOUS unhealthy BMI are on blood thinner as prevention more than anything else.

Cocodapuf ,

To prevent strokes and heart attacks. It’s pretty common.

TheOctonaut ,

He’s a WWE Hall of Famer. I would not be surprised if he was blading.

EisFrei ,

Well…

There isn’t a fourth monkey covering its nose.

Susaga ,

There is, however, a fourth monkey covering his crotch. “Do no evil”

Myxomatosis ,

The masks prevent them from quaffing their own farts all day long.

upside431 , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Absolutely ridiculous

pythonoob , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

I fucking knew this shit would happen.

catfishsushi , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Tell me you’re a moron without telling me you’re a moron…

tacosanonymous , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

The people that hate virtue signaling love signaling the dumbest virtues.

style99 ,

They like playing the victim card, then turn away from people who truly are victims.

archomrade , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Lol I bet Trump absolutely hates this

samus12345 ,
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No, I’m sure he sees it as a sign that they like him, which he ravenously craves.

archomrade ,

A sign that also happens the be a reminder that everyone else hates him so much they want him dead

samus12345 ,
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Kind of like making a cross the symbol of Christianity?

archomrade ,

Depends, is his bleeding ear a symbol of eternal life and forgiveness of sins, too?

I find the comparison to religion kind of laughable. As full of himself Trump is I do not think he shares Christ’s confidence of heavenly ascendance. He sure as fuck doesn’t want to die, but especially not as a sacrifice for the sins of his followers.

samus12345 ,
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The comparison to religion is very apt, considering how Trump’s followers worship him.

archomrade ,

Trump does not have any interest in sacrificing himself for his followers.

I’m not convinced he enjoys being reminded of his brush with death.

samus12345 ,
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Actually, he seems to relish in it.

https://www.pennlive.com/resizer/v2/2SRDAYDZ4VAJFIZEDYCGWUXEKI.png?auth=1fbf8094a071d3e9a63e11cf94f621938d328e06e603bb927be513c5a618cbc9&width=500&quality=90

(These are actual shoes he’s selling.)

Like most narcissists, he’ll gladly take any opportunity to get attention by being a victim.

But, no, he has no interest in sacrificing himself for his followers. That point is irrelevant - I’m pointing out the aspect of worshipping a person, not the goodness or badness of that person.

archomrade ,

I’m pointing out the aspect of worshipping a person, not the goodness or badness of that person.

Lmao, that’s not what I’m saying. He loves attention, absolutely. I’m commenting on his personal feelings about being shot at and wounded, not his feelings of being adored. Trump talks a big game about violence but can’t stomach being a part of it himself. He famously dodged the draft by faking bone spurs and has called wounded and disabled veterans ‘disgusting’. I don’t think he enjoys people highlighting the fact he almost died by drawing attention to his injury from it.

He likes being able to say he was the victim of a shooting, but he likely does not see actually getting hit a flattering quality. Like for the shoe, he didn’t even pick the famous photo from that day, he picked an objectively worse one where his ear isn’t even shown and he’s posing just like he does at every rally. It it weren’t for a dribble of blood on his cheek this picture could be mistaken for any other day of his campaign.

No, I don’t think he enjoys people taping gauze on their ears in reference to his injury.

samus12345 ,
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I’d like to think it annoys him, I just doubt it does.

qprimed , (edited )

100 years from now in a Tchurch™…

“and now, my brothers and sisters in Trump, we sing in praise of His Holy Orangeness and place the sacrament of The Bandage upon our ear.”

samus12345 ,
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“Followed by the ceremonial grabbing of the pussy.”

Blackmist OP ,

I think the only thing Trump hates is not being the centre of attention.

That and being told “no” to anything.

b161 , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

First diaper-wearing now this.

recapitated , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Lol

p5yk0t1km1r4ge , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump
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Lmao

thatsjustgreat , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

Cult.

VanillaBean , to nottheonion in Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump

And Kyle Gass can’t crack a mild joke about it…

ghostdoggtv , to world in Gaza man with Down's syndrome attacked by IDF dog and left to die

Eye for an eye. Brutality seems to be the only language Israelis understand.

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