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Chad Thom Yorke

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Many asteroids and Kuiper Belt objects discovered by the Keck telescope, on the big island, have been given Hawaiian names, adding to the very few words I knew before, like aloha, mahalo, pahoa’hoa and a’a, the last two being types of lava, either runny or crumbly.

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Hunter S. Thompson as Santy Claus!

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Fiddlesticks

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So OP is wary of being punished by stealing some new knowledge from the gods, just like ol’ Prometheus?

Stealing AI from the gods! OP’s liver being pecked at by robotic eagles!

EDIT: Live-streamed on Twitch!

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Mom made me wash the dishes AND clean the cat box!
Math is hard, and I can’t concentrate on homework 'cause I wanna play Fortnite!
I went to McDonald’s and their soft serve ice cream machine was not working!
The Wifi was slow!
I didn’t like the latest Aquaman movie!

TL;DR: my life is a nightmare

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Like that old Kids In The Hall sketch.

“WE WILL NOT BE TYRANNIZED BY OUR BLADDERS!”

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The all-powerful all-knowing Creator Of The Universe… needs little old ladies to at least once a week open up their pocketbooks and make a check out to The Creator, through His official human regional managers, because The Creator Of The Universe… does not have direct access to the Federal Reserve or any of the banks, and even with a constant stream of revenue from little old ladies AND a privileged tax status, He ALWAYS seems to be bitching and whining about how He. Needs. More. Money! I guess?

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If there’s something the internet has confirmed since its’ inception, is that humanity is both incredibly clever and incredibly stupid, in equal measure, beyond what I ever imagined was possible, beyond what I could conceive.

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Nope, it’s bone hurting juice.

Oof ow ouchie, my bones.

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Toxic meathead does not belong anywhere near a microphone. Yet here we are.

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Well what do you know? Those are also the only episodes I ever went through. Maybe also one about Bitcoin… was Andreas Antonopoulos ever a guest? But don’t answer that, it’s not important, what’s important is that this toxic meathead detoured into q-anon territory, then went off like an excrement bomb on the internet, not unlike infowars a few years earlier, and I have no interest in either, may they rot far away from my mind.

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“I love shitposts.”
“Ah, yes. But they are so much better if you read them in the original Klingon.”

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Sixth law of thermodynamics: No labcoats, no clipboards

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One magnet does not pull on the other, both are pulling on each other.

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They have played us for absolute fools

Who is “they”?
“They… you know… they. The librul… mooslem… communist… trans… lizard overlord… libruls!”

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Modelo, that’s the “fancy beer” (as far as industrial beers go) by the makers of Corona, their most expensive line of beers.

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I live in Baja California, where avocado is a popular daily staple and not a luxury item. Ever since I can remember you could go to a taco stand, any taco stand, and each taco came with a heaping large spoonful not of guacamole, but of thick, unadulterated avocado paste.

Only recently did avocado toast start appearing in menus of upscale breakfast cafes, and these also come with poached eggs and locally fancy stuff like asparagus. Quite nice, actually, I like to drizzle olive oil on top, also a couple of slices of prosciutto on the side.

I'm locked out of my 6 year old Chipotle account because they now say my email address is invalid when I login. Here is me asking for their help: (lemmy.world)

I also reached out to them on Twitter but they directed me to this form. I followed up with them on Twitter with what happened in this screenshot but they are now ignoring me.

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…and Hail.

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“A stable environment”.
But then there’s that surprise duster catastrophe every few months… unless it’s a bachelor’s apartment, then it can stay there nearly forever.

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Imagine them pulling it off back then, but without coming up with any scroll function!

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I’d rather see what Joshua the AI from “War Games” (the movie) has to say about all this…

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

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The prop for the WOPR…
…the PROPR?

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I will ignore Martin again, who cares if he implies that I’m an idiot, let him say whatever he wants to say while I keep on actively not engaging with him and his “I am the center of OUR universe” toxic tone.
So who’s the real idiot now, bitch?

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Now that is a Rubicon that I crossed ages ago.

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any little suspect from small time crime gets their face plastered all over local news

Only if they’re black or hispanic. There’s a narrative to push, don’t you know.

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Or something that came up while channel-surfing on TV and decided to leave it on for a minute, put the control aside, and ended up watching the rest.

Back while in high school, one weeknight I stumbled across Jean Luc Godard’s “A Bout De Soufflé” (“Breathless”) on our town’s local channel, at just the right moment when it seemed like the film was skipping. Intrigued, I left it on, soon enough figured out that this was intentional editing. By the end, my mind was blown and my way of looking at film and art had changed forever.

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My god, it’s full of carbs!

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Obama FEMA Boncentration Bamps!
He’s coming for yer gunz!

They repeat the same lie over and over and over again, and these one-dimensional simpletons swallow the entire thing, time after time after time.
The problem is, these one-dimensional simpletons vote.

And you know who doesn’t vote? The other type of simpleton who swallows that other cherry-picking lie, over and over and over again: bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe.

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If a Kolvoord Starburst goes off in The Neutral Zone
and there’s no one there to see it,

Must Wesley still shut up?

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That’s a fine rodriguensis fossil specimen ya got there, sonny boy.

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The Popenguin

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Huh, I never thought about the Wienermobile taking the scenic drive.
Its’ next stop should be to have the eggs benedict at Deetjen’s just 15 minutes further down that road.
Or are the crew of the HMS Wienermobile required to eat only hot dogs?

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Alexander The Great and Mahatma Gandhi ain’t nothing to sneeze at, either.

Homemade borscht (lemmy.world)

I grew up in Russia (obligatory fuck Putin), and my mom would make borscht every couple of weeks. While I never had the exact recipe, and I don’t measure things anymore, this recipe is as close as it gets to my mom’s soup. The only difference is she would add a green bell pepper instead of the tomatoes....

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it would be yummy with a bit of heat

That’s what horseradish is for. Horseradish was born to make borscht better.

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What was the tagline? “Fifteen minutes into the future”, I think. Or maybe it was ten minutes.

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At least we know which side OP’s bread is buttered stapled on.

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Tortellini, Italy’s answer to the dumpling in wonton soup.

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There were urban legends back in the 80s and 90s about tourists in beach resort cities hooking up with attractive women in bars and discos, going back to their apartments or hotel rooms to keep drinking, passing out, then waking up next day… without the corneas of their eyes! Completely blind!

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Wall street is the psychotic, insatiable, dehumanizing tail that wags the dog, one petulant tantrum-a-minute to the next, and the next, and the next… perpetually.
God forbid anyone in a corporate position of power try and do anything that isn’t indecent and corrosively myopic, else the stampeding Dow Jones zombies go on a goddamned short-selling rampage.

But then people have been saying this for ages now, and still here we are.

EDIT: added “insatiable”

Korean "Toast" from a local Korean Food Hall (lemmy.world)

Korean Street Toast (Gilgeori-toast 길거리토스트). It’s basically a Korean breakfast sandwich. There’s no one way to make it but it’s usually egg mixed with various veggies that is fried into a patty and put on buttered toast (think made like a grilled cheese). It’s gotten super popular in Korea as a quick street...

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That looks like a simple yet lovely combination of flavors. I see that unlike the Japanese sando, they leave the crust on here.

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Then you know why he’s deaf?
HIS DISHWASHER MAKES A LOT OF NOISE!

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A friend of mine’s mother and sister are born-again Christians. One night it was his turn to chose a movie, and for some inexplicable reason he chose “Easy Rider”.
When the acid kicked in - the New Orleans cemetery scene - that was the straw that broke the camel’s back, that’s when mom and sis started screaming at my friend.

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That’s actually extremely creative and clever.

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For a second, my mind read that as

My annual solar eclipse pic

“How does this guy manage to photograph one of these a year, every year?”

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Ooh, that’s a classic! An inevitable happy accident on your behalf.
Shadows under tree canopies also create the same effect, a lot of little “pinhole cameras” between leaves.

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Watch this Jim Al-Khalili documentary for the BBC, then jump into the time machine.

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“She must be executed.”
“But you beat your meat to her videos all the time.”
“That is a sacrifice I am wiling to make.”
“Wisely said, brave martyr. Glory be to Allah.”
“Glory be.”

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