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Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏

/s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)

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Yeah. The Japanese have already begun to steal all of our women (/s)

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Free blowjob

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Like a beyblade

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Disclaimer: not financial advice, also the stuff mentioned here is specific to a certain country and to my mom’s situation.

I’ll share a slightly uplifting story I guess? My mom has asked me for advice after she asked me what I was doing with my money and found out I was doing well with it. It wasn’t unsolicited advice so that probably helps. I don’t have some crazy life hack or some crypto scheme. I just presented her the facts that stock market indexes (NASDAQ specifically) tend to avg around 10% YoY and it’s an ok investment if you don’t need the money for the next 5 to 10 years at least. I also disclosed risks and suggested bonds if it’s too risky or at least open a high interest savings account with an insured bank (FDIC or CDIC).

I helped her set up a bank account with a bank that offered competitive high interest savings account and she agreed to the risk so we dumped the rest of her extra money into index funds. She’s up 20% since she started so she’s happy.

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Lmao. Yeah you have to be careful to make sure they understand the risks. They need to understand 10% average YoY is not the same as 10% every year. I’ve no background in finance so I don’t know if I know enough to make sure I gave her the best advice but it was based on my understanding and prior experience.

Also, I think a friend of hers was trying to get her to do covered calls. While well intentioned and technically low risk, it’s complex. If you screw anything up setting up the covered calls it can end disastrous. Also it will complicate your taxes.

Introverts of Lemmy, what do you do when you feel lonely?

First time I’ve been feeling lonely this year, ik this is in stark contrast with the time of the year but I wasn’t able to perform in my school annual function (I really wanted to) and for some reason I have been feeling lonely since, what do you do when you feel like this?

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Get the gang together for some late night gaming sessions.

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But I arrived at my destination on time. 5/5*

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I think this meme would be funnier if the first two lines were swapped.

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Wasn’t there a country where some company ran a “lost and found” service where you’d pay them to “find your weed”. Like they were selling you weed but in order to make it legal their business was for you to pay them to find your lost weed.

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My cat loves to lay on paper. For some reason he hates soft things. He will not use any soft bed we get him. This Christmas I wanted to get him just some really nice paper but I’m not sure what route to go. I’m thinking maybe some nice thick construction paper. I think ideally I’d get him a giant sheet of cardboard but I’ve no idea where you’d buy such a thing.

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I was being dumb. I thought of the perfect place to look: postal offices and storage/shipping places like FedEx, uhaul or any of those physical storage rent-a-closet sort of stores.

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Oh yeah. We have a bunch of those already, but he is a big cat and I noticed he doesn’t like to rest on those. He does love scratching them though. Getting him a large piece of cardboard is more like getting him a bed haha

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Bring back “Look around you”

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My boss showers me with gold every day.

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Steam should have a massive sale on NSFW games.

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Wtf I thought roku TV were one of the good ones. I use a Roku thing that you plug in and I haven’t seen this yet.

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Yeah same. A lot of people are not doing well with the economy being down. I’ve encountered a lot of people looking for work. I’m sure it’ll get better by this time next year.

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How aboot no.

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Wtf

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Feet fetishists are out of control.

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If we change the climate enough via global warming we can make it so it’s always hot then we will no longer need clothes!

What's a word you've spent a long time not using right?

Just recently I was in a conversation with a number of UK mainlanders and we had a debate over what “tories” meant, apparently disproportionately ordinarily it refers to a political party and it’s not usual to use it as short for “territories” as I’ve used it (according to how the debate ended, it was half and half...

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When I was younger I thought concur meant disagree.

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How do I make sure the toad I have is a Christmas toad and not say a Halloween toad?

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I thought the title said everything happened for a raccoon. I was very disappointed when I read the meme.

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And it’s no longer organic!

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“I can’t feel my balls”

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Holy sht can you get the bears stacked and have the car at the top? That would be amazing.

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Wait this is me.

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XiJinPing when he hacks into my account.

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This is why I only play Valve games.

idunnololz ,
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Really shitty lawnmower though. You’ll get super uneven lawns where parts are balding while other parts are completely untouched.

idunnololz ,
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Summit dev here. We’ve got:

  • browsing via pages
  • browsing as one long page but with page indicators
  • browsing as one long page but you have to manually load the next page (you have to tap a button)
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I made browsing by pages a default in Summit and a lot of users wanted infinite browsing :(. I think giving the users the choice between the two is a good solution. It does feel like most people seem to prefer infinite scrolling however.

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If you want to give Summit a try, it does have settings for both page indicators (it shows a big page number heading whenever you scroll past a page) and even manual page loading (when you scroll to the end you have to tap a button to load more). You can control these settings individually in Settings > Post List > Auto-load more posts / Show page numbers.

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If it wouldn’t be too much trouble, could you please list out the issues you’ve noticed? You can send the feedback as a comment/post in !summit or DM me.

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Thank you for the feedback! Nice catch on the light theme issue. I’m usually on dark theme so I didn’t catch that one. I’ll also take a look at the other feedback as well. Feel free to send more issues you find anytime you’d like. You can DM me, post it to !summit or comment on any of the release posts.

idunnololz OP ,
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I guess I should clarify that I meant that cats don’t “smile” like people.

idunnololz OP ,
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Yeah but AFAIK they don’t have one that is similar to a human smile.

(In appearance not in meaning)

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I’m sure its just the lighting, his face being smooshed into the blanket and also part of his face being obstructed by the blanket.

What games did you complete this year?

Back on the other website, there used to be a sub called r/12in12 where people would try to beat 12, 24, 36+ games per year. I never really set myself any specific target like that, but the end of year reviews were always fun to read/write. Considering that I don’t think a single game I beat came out this year, I think this is...

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The best part of playing the witness was it helped me discover Joseph Anderson. I don’t really care for his video essays (a tad on the pretentious side for me) but his live play throughs are gold.

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Prob fell off the first time so they put it back on and recorded it.

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Oh I actually love programming. I just hated writing games it turned out lmao. I love front-end development especially.

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I tried to teach myself piano. I actually enjoyed it when I was learning it, however I was really enjoying the progress I was making and less about the music I was playing. I wonder though if you get really good with music, you can probably learn and play new pieces much more quickly so maybe the magic won’t fade as quickly.

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I’m sideways.

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Lucky cats

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My boss isn’t falling for that again.

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