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I can translate the question:

If a court sends me mail (probably a summons) and the envelope puts my name in title case, but the papers inside put my name in all caps, does that mean I don’t have to show up?

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Yeah, they think normal caps are the “living person” and all caps is a corporation that they’re the trustee of and that the corporation has a ton of money (GDP divided by population, I think) somewhere. A lot of their financial nonsense is them trying to get debtors to take the money from the imaginary corporation.

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Then we’ll need one more generation of breeding to create the Daniel Jackson.

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TIL pufferfish will kiss me

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If this were in a free country, sure. But these unions need government permission to strike.

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This wasn’t made for programmers. It was made for middle management who think the reason the ticket is taking so long is because the devs can’t type more words per minute.

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cuisine

It’s so bad, they have to use a french word to make it sound palatable.

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Archaeologists can’t afford zydrate, so they resort to grave robbing.

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Optimistic nihilism

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I have $5 on “a sane Dave Ramsey employee”.

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First phone: Conair Transparent Trimline

First computer: Tandy 1000HX in 1990, but before that I used my grandpa’s Macintosh SE.

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Nobody’s suggesting they’ll switch their vote to Trump.

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Lack of enthusiasm lowers turnout. People don’t have to think Trump is better to stay home, they just have to be unmotivated. I’m not saying it’s a good decision — I think it’ll destroy the country —but it’s reality.

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Absolutely. But if that response is the get-out-the-vote message, Trump wins.

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Yup, there’s a strike plate.

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I’ll send you an envelope of dandruff for $10.

Ukraine foreign minister says west must boost defence as ‘era of peace is over’ (www.theguardian.com)

Ukraine’s foreign minister has enthusiastically praised US politicians for approving a long-delayed $61bn military aid package for Ukraine, but said western allies needed to recognise that “the era of peace in Europe is over” and that Kyiv would inevitably need more help to fight off Russia....

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in Europe

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I’m so morally conflicted about both, since the gun is good, and the penis is evil.

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With limp analog sticks.

The Guardian US: Trump cancels North Carolina rally due to storm in first public address since New York trial (www.theguardian.com)

Trump follows with postings about how the beautiful mother nature whom he’s always respected has joined the witch trial by continuing to keep him from speaking. But at least he could catch up on some rest.

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Anythence, anywhence, and anywhere.

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What would you prefer it be called? It’s not blood, despite common misconceptions.

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Brits, Canadians, Mormons, Confederates, Russians, Germans.

Though I suppose most of those weren’t “helpless”.

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I’m getting SOLAR FREAKIN ROADWAYS vibes.

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Mission accomplished!

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Sew your own demise, idiots!

And sow your own clothes, morons!

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Can you jail them for not paying their fines? If so, homelessness is solved! 🥳

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Or just disable the brakes.

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If you want to feel bad for every field, watch the “Why do people laugh at Spirit Science” series by Martymer 18 on youtube.

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I mean, the prompt is obviously shit at its intended purpose or this post wouldn’t be here. Try just asking it to tell you about climate change.

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Alternatively, Gutsick Gibbon or Forest Valkai

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Also noteworthy is misotheism. Seems OP counts as both.

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For road trips (i.e. interstates and divided highways), GM’s Super Cruise is pretty much there unless you go through a construction zone. I just went from Atlanta to Knoxville without touching the steering wheel once.

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SSO without 2FA

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You’re hired!

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Your slang is bussing, fellow skibidi!

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I have, on occasion, stuck out my gyat for the daddyo

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Hipster mint julep.

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Lo estoy intentando, pero sigo ciego.

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It appears while being held by the blade.

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An army of hive-mind cats.

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Smells like when I’m laying on my back and sneeze straight upward.

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Digital the first time, because highlighters and tabs are a poor substitute for a search feature.

Then, if I like it enough, physical for subsequent reads, with the digital copy as reference material when needed.

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  • Panera not included

Edit: gtfo with your article text and citations, I watched a random youtube video while drunk a few days ago, and that’s all the proof I need!

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Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.

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They’re easier to suck clean.

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Same, but Intelius

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Can’t dry out what’s already dry.

And with strange eons even a Brother printer may die.

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I don’t understand?

Notepad likes my html, and filezilla doesn’t complain when I upload it to production. It even passes validation for 4.01 transitional

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