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Bezzelbob ,
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Can you blame him? That’s shits good asf

Bezzelbob ,
@Bezzelbob@lemmy.world avatar

I just did the math, 200gal is 2664.5 fl oz (in freedom units) this means over 365 days hes eating 7.3 fl oz a day. 1 fl oz has about 50kcals so (ironicly) he’s eating 365kcals of cheese

This has to be a sign from god

Corkyskog ,

Just cheese sauce, or including the noodles?

Where are you getting the calorie reference from?

Bezzelbob ,
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Honestly I just asked chatGPT lmao, specifically cheese sauce no noodle

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Understandable.

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The cheese gobbler

numberfour002 ,

Gouda for him, though. However Brie his 15 minutes may be, let him enjoy it. 20 gallons over the course is not even all that much. That’s barely more than a gallon a month. If you speak Portuguese, that’s like less than 4 liters. A liter a week of cheese isn’t exactly uncommon. That’s like a few salads, some mac and cheese, a pizza, several cheese quesadillas, a box of Hungry Helper, and some cheese strings, plus cream cheese bagels, and a sprinkle of parm on the pizza. Who hasn’t had one of those types of week before?

Sam_Bass ,

That much cheese will stop him just wait

Iheartcheese ,
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It would stop you mortal.

Sam_Bass ,

Yes it surely would. Hence i do not ingest such a monstrous mound

blahsay ,

He’s the hero we need.

Kolanaki ,
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Kraft meals + ketchup + tapeworm food.

Lucidlethargy ,

Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

usualsuspect191 ,

Is he fattening up his tapeworm?

LEONHART ,

starts rhythmic clapping

HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…

FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!

Xephonian ,

20 gallons a year isn’t much at all.

“Man reasonably consumes cheese” isn’t as catchy I suppose.

jettrscga ,

It’s 0.85 cups per day every day of the year.

It’s not a lot, but he’s either horrifyingly consistent or floods his body with cheese on a few ritualistic days. I fear either option.

Catoblepas ,

The average American consumes something like 40 lbs of cheese a year per the USDA. I can’t tell you how much a gallon of cheese weighs but it seems like it’s a fair bit more than 2 lbs each.

Crowfiend ,

Per Google, and doing the math, a gallon of cheese is 8 pounds (roughly 4kg). So that’s 160lbs in a year.

Holy shit that’s a fucking lot of cheese. Someone stop this madman.

hakase ,

That’s about a pound of cheese every two days. Pretty sure I could hit that number without any trouble at all.

Pulptastic ,

An average of ~600 calories a day or so from liquid cheey.

nxdefiant ,

I don’t know if that’s a typo, but “cheey” is a delightfully terrible name that I am stealing.

EffortlessEffluvium ,

Oh, that cheese is stopping him. Stopping him right up.

bmsok ,

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

bazus1 ,

Time for the next rewrite of Seven Samurai

ignotum ,

Go go gadget cardiac arrest!

bulwark ,

If it’s so wrong, why does it feel so right?

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