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SpaceNoodle ,

Because we don’t have the monopoly on violence.

SpaceNoodle ,

Then go get a cop job, it’s not like it requires any training

SpaceNoodle ,

DDG is just Bing, so …

SpaceNoodle ,

Are you?

SpaceNoodle ,

My point is that you were talking solely about Bing.

SpaceNoodle ,

You don’t believe that DDG is powered by Bing?

SpaceNoodle ,

Then why did you bring it up?

SpaceNoodle ,

I’ve found duckduckgo works fine for things that aren’t recent.

Controversially the bing gpt chat bot works alarming well.

SpaceNoodle ,

You can’t, because you’re a figment of my imagination.

SpaceNoodle ,

You’re joking, right?

SpaceNoodle ,

That’s brilliant! We should burn all of our garbage so nothing enters the environment!

SpaceNoodle ,

Sharps disposal literally exists for this reason

Steel would also office without fire

Where do you think the rust goes in either case?

SpaceNoodle ,

Again, what do you think would happen if you didn’t burn it? It turns into super-steel?

SpaceNoodle ,

You’re already putting them in a pill bottle …

SpaceNoodle ,

Thank you for translating that into Manbird

SpaceNoodle ,

They’ll never really answer the layoff question. Probably best to simply stay away from corporations that chronically overhire and go through regular layoff cycles.

SpaceNoodle ,

Does anybody know the way to the lake?

SpaceNoodle ,

Have you heard of this new band “Styx?”

SpaceNoodle ,

GIF is an acronym for Giraffe Interchange Format.

Slight male navigational advantage likely due to cultural differences, researchers find (phys.org)

A team of psychologists, social scientists, philosophers and evolutionary researchers affiliated with multiple institutions in the U.S. has found evidence suggesting that the slight advantage males have in navigation ability is likely due to differences in the ways male and female children are raised....

SpaceNoodle ,

It sounds like you might have too much iron in your head.

SpaceNoodle ,

That could explain why it seems like you’ve got a screw loose.

Uber shuts down alcohol delivery service Drizly three years after its purchase (www.engadget.com)

Back in 2021, Uber purchased Drizly for $1.1 billion shortly after it reported that its food delivery segment kept its losses manageable during the pandemic. Three years later, the company is shutting down the US-based alcohol delivery service, Axios has reported. Pierre-Dimitri Gore-Coty, Uber’s SVP of delivery, told the...

SpaceNoodle ,

Considering how many people order McDonald’s and Taco Bell through DoorDash, no, I wouldn’t.

SpaceNoodle ,

When you say “restarted at the new validation,” what do you mean?

SpaceNoodle ,

The question stands.

SpaceNoodle ,

It is most sanitary to close the toilet lid.

SpaceNoodle ,

Parasite

SpaceNoodle ,

Housing is a basic need, not an investment.

SpaceNoodle ,

🙄

SpaceNoodle ,

No, you’ve already arranged to have someone else support you.

Feel free to invest in anything that doesn’t extract wealth from people trying to fulfill their basic needs.

SpaceNoodle ,

So you’re sitting on an empty house while prices skyrocket and 650,000 Americans go unhoused.

SpaceNoodle ,

“Fuck you, got mine”

SpaceNoodle ,

You’re the reason we can’t have nice things.

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s telling that you’re only able to conceive of personal wants, and not societal needs.

SpaceNoodle ,

And I’m informing you that you’re hurting other people by “investing” in real estate. You have plenty of other options available that don’t make housing less affordable than others. Stop making up bizarre shit that you think I imagine.

SpaceNoodle ,

No, it just means that they’re in breach of International law.

SpaceNoodle ,

Tater gotta maintain that shithole status.

SpaceNoodle ,

And yet the CEO is walking free, and the business is still in operation.

SpaceNoodle ,

And now they come in disposable plastic that’s poisoning the entire biosphere. Progress!

SpaceNoodle ,

They used to just squeeze it right into your open hands.

SpaceNoodle ,

I have a clootie, that’s pretty close

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