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SpaceNoodle ,

Three cubic meters, or a cube with three metre sides?

SpaceNoodle ,

First thing I’m gonna do is pop in there with a hammer and a crowbar and figure out how all this shit is wired up and what it’s nailed to. Betcha there’s a whole lot more space there than the realtor knew about.

SpaceNoodle ,

So, 27 m³

SpaceNoodle ,

So where’s the power coming from?

SpaceNoodle ,

Hence the meme response.

SpaceNoodle ,

Right? I never heard about her until last year.

SpaceNoodle ,

Sarcasm is dead.

SpaceNoodle ,

Sarcasm is dead.

SpaceNoodle ,

You had never heard of male ducks? They’re famously rapey.

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“Us would?” Yeah, I can understand the outrage.

SpaceNoodle ,

What about physical media containing digital data, e.g. a CD?

SpaceNoodle ,

*cue

SpaceNoodle ,

You fucked it up

SpaceNoodle ,

You duplicated the http prefix

SpaceNoodle ,

There’s probably a CLI package you can install

SpaceNoodle ,

Why would the fuel cap be on the other side of the car from the filly filly gas hole?

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

Not only is that not what you said, but that doesn’t inherently increase the risk of driving off with the nozzle in the car.

SpaceNoodle ,

You shared love and joy. Soon it will be time to share more love and joy with another that’s in need.

SpaceNoodle ,

They’re all rich. They got theirs, why would they give a fuck about anyone else?

SpaceNoodle ,

Oh gosh, one ain’t rich, that changes everything

SpaceNoodle ,

We’re talking about politicians, buddy.

SpaceNoodle ,

One hundred millibits per second? That means it takes ten whole seconds to send a single bit! That’s outrageous.

SpaceNoodle ,

Nothing. I just install what I need when I need it.

SpaceNoodle ,

Was this written by a fifth-grader slapping a gerbil on a keyboard?

SpaceNoodle ,

Since you don’t quite understand: the show is an accurate parody of the real phenomenon.

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

Garfield, the animated orange cat, famously hates Mondays.

Actually top-notch journalism. There’s that one fucker out there who still didn’t know who Garfield was.

SpaceNoodle ,

The Garf has been in animated form since 1988.

SpaceNoodle ,

That’s basically reality for all of us right now

SpaceNoodle ,

Millimeters are 1/1000 of a meter, or 1/10 of a centimeter (which is 1/100 of a meter).

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s not fixed. Millimeters aren’t 1/100 of a centimeter.

SpaceNoodle ,

You’re not making any estimation within 1/10 like that. 1/2 is as close as you can reasonably get.

SpaceNoodle ,

You jest, but this seriously is not standard practice in academia or professionally.

SpaceNoodle ,

Poor software. Let’s make wars imaginary and no programs get harmed.

SpaceNoodle ,

Yeah but the vibrator up your ass is so uncomfortable.

SpaceNoodle ,

My only dependency is libstdc++

Fight me

SpaceNoodle ,

GPL wins.

It seems like I feel safer now in the inner city than the suburb I grew up in

Is it just me or do poor neighborhoods of the US have a safer vibe now and the suburbs like a distinctly threatening vibe? I live in a poor neighborhood and these days being somewhere like this and seeing like a gangbanger-ish car roll down the street doesn’t make me nervous but a cop car definitely does kind of like how those...

SpaceNoodle ,

I make good money but don’t hate poor people. Is it because I remember what it’s like to be poor?

SpaceNoodle ,

That’s not how percentages work. Do you work for Verizon?

600k / 332M = 0.0018 = 0.18%

SpaceNoodle ,

Not Virginia?

SpaceNoodle ,

we make our OWN cheddar biscuits and it is healthier with tastier flavor

SpaceNoodle ,

my wife crushes hot dogs with a rolling pin

SpaceNoodle ,

That’s assuming that half of the gut biomes of all humans was just left floating around. No, it’s more likely that the biomes were snapped out of existence with their hosts.

Microsoft is getting rid of WordPad after 28 years – the veteran editor has been present in the OS since Windows 95 (gadgettendency.com)

Microsoft is getting rid of WordPad after 28 years – the veteran editor has been present in the OS since Windows 95::Microsoft has begun getting rid of another veteran application in its proprietary operating system. The company has released a new test build of Windows 11

SpaceNoodle ,

It was “Write” before Win95.

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I use Chrome exclusively because Firefox is a broken resource hog.

SpaceNoodle ,

No, I didn’t miss any of those lies.

SpaceNoodle ,

Well, at least some people who needed it got housing along the way.

SpaceNoodle ,

No, we’re automating HIPAA violations for nefarious purposes. Do try to keep up.

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This image macro is clearly illustrating that they do not.

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