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SpaceNoodle ,

We should all be so lucky

SpaceNoodle ,

What if I already look like a dingus?

SpaceNoodle ,

Don’t they cancel each other out?

SpaceNoodle ,

One times one is still one

SpaceNoodle ,

Now the singular is “dingius?”

SpaceNoodle ,

You kidding? This is exactly the kind of go-getter that meshes with Wells Fargo’s principles.

SpaceNoodle ,

No, it’s the front half

SpaceNoodle ,

Wait what

SpaceNoodle ,

No

SpaceNoodle ,

Oh good, it’ll be easier to turn off those stupid fucking bubbles.

SpaceNoodle ,

I’m a few kinds of programmer, and that’s pretty much it.

Upon careful analysis of the top posts, I believe lemmy needs more unhinged text posts

man cannot live on memes and news alone. there is a void here. news stories breed reasoned discussion, generally filled with stringent, on topic remarks. memes breed tepid remarks, a step above twitter blue check replies, but little worth reading....

SpaceNoodle ,

What about people that need to not poop for three days, and absolutely refuse to explain why?

SpaceNoodle ,

You were everyone’s hero that day.

SpaceNoodle ,

OK fine

SpaceNoodle ,

Nobody’s reading that code after launch. Certainly not customers.

SpaceNoodle ,

Been there. I didn’t even know that there had been a product launch party until the next day when people were wearing pins with the product logo & talking about the great time they had. Nobody thought to invite literally the only developer.

SpaceNoodle ,

I got the last laugh. After I left to triple my salary, they couldn’t support the product, sold their IP to their biggest competitor, and shut down.

SpaceNoodle ,

5/16 oz out of 5 oz is just over 6%.

SpaceNoodle ,

You can’t divide 5/16 by 5?

SpaceNoodle ,

Why is the basic arithmetic in this thread so terrible?

SpaceNoodle ,

Probably because, as evidenced by most others’ attempts to do simple arithmetic in this thread, percentages are even more difficult to calculate.

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s not necessarily a conspiracy. They’re all just doing it because it’s easy and there’s plausible deniability.

SpaceNoodle ,

Congratulations

SpaceNoodle ,

Wake up, babe, new copypasta just dropped

SpaceNoodle ,

They didn’t just lie down in the street and die like homeless vermin are supposed to do.

Big fucking /s for any morons out there

SpaceNoodle ,

They clearly already had space, so that excuse is out.

SpaceNoodle ,

There was a clear reason for what this saint did.

SpaceNoodle ,

TIL all Americans have showers with multiple pressure settings

I’ve only been an American for a few decades, still kinda new at it

SpaceNoodle ,

This is just scp with more steps

SpaceNoodle ,

Why not use X forwarding?

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s just Bing.

SpaceNoodle ,

Wrong, but precise.

SpaceNoodle ,

If you’re using C++, why not use streams?

SpaceNoodle ,

Well, that means that it’s also a C++ thing, but streams are an even slicker concept that aren’t a C thing, making higher-level code look nice and shiny - and abstracting away loads of I/O pain points while encapsulating useful features.

SpaceNoodle ,

Yeah, streams are old and crusty and horrific on the inside (don’t ask about the time I implemented a socket layer with streams), but still less clunky than the C standard library (unless you’re really into being a memory Nazi).

SpaceNoodle ,

Then it’s not C++. And probably a mess.

SpaceNoodle ,

*ffprintfff

SpaceNoodle ,

Not all stock.

SpaceNoodle ,

Which island?

SpaceNoodle ,

7133 gallons

SpaceNoodle ,

Power over fiber optic cables?

SpaceNoodle ,

Yes

SpaceNoodle ,

How do the cables enter the toroidal space?

SpaceNoodle ,

Who’s paying for it? Is the Wi-Fi also entering through this portal? What other electromagnetic incursions can we expect?

SpaceNoodle ,

Hey, you can’t just make up dimensions.

SpaceNoodle ,

So you’re stealing power, and there’s definitely other EM leakage that you’re conspicuously not mentioning.

SpaceNoodle ,

Or they were thinking about dragons

SpaceNoodle ,

No, I’m just a fan of lazy initialization.

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