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Nobody , to news in DeSantis Declares Emergency Over Floods After Cutting Stormwater Funds

I’m not sure if gay marriage causes hurricanes, but it looks an awful lot like hate and fascism cause floods.

Nobody , to news in FBI's latest data shows 'historic' drop in crime: Garland

Millennials are ruining crime, and they can’t blame this one on a lack of disposable income. Go stick up a liquor store, ya lazy bums.

Nobody , to noncredibledefense in Ukraine deploys alien cloaking technology in world first

Zelenskyy: At oh eight hundred hours, Kyiv time, the Romulan Empire formally declared war against Russia. Their cloaking technology is already being integrated into our drones. So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. The CIA was right about one thing. A guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of Ukraine, so I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it. Computer, erase that entire personal log.

Nobody , to news in Appeals court tells Texas it cannot ban books for mentioning ‘butt and fart’

Butts make funny noises when you pass gas. Babies laugh at it. They have no idea what’s going on at all 95% of the time, but they get that farts are funny.

Nobody , to nostupidquestions in Why does it feel like too much effort just to go from sitting around looking at garbage online to simply watching a film or playing a video game?

Often caused by an imbalance in brain chemicals, which can be corrected with medicine.

Get diagnosed and take your meds. It’s a world of difference.

Nobody , to news in Tesla chair says Elon Musk needs $46 billion pay plan to stay motivated

I was told there would be no math.

Nobody , to news in Tesla chair says Elon Musk needs $46 billion pay plan to stay motivated

Good thing Tesla has all that money rolling in from its wildly-successful Cybertruck debut.

Nobody , to aww in He’s so unruly

He didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose him.

Nobody , to news in China wants to recruit military pilots from the U.S. and its allies to strengthen Chinese air power, bulletin warns

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Nobody , to news in Rent monopoly crackdown continues as FBI raids corporate landlord for 18 Arizona properties

We should bring back impalement as a form of punishment, specifically corporate landlords all impaled in the town square, Vlad Dracula-style.

Nobody , to science_memes in What have we done?

Eternal sunshine of the spotless slime trail.

Nobody , to asklemmy in what would a queen bee be called if queens never existed?

HBIC (Head Bee In Charge)

Nobody , to noncredibledefense in F) All of the above

This is precisely why North Korean is working on an anti-furry bioweapon. They must be stopped.

Nobody , to news in Butts, breasts, and genitals now explicitly allowed on Elon Musk’s X

X has been toying with the idea of fully embracing adult content and has even planned a feature for adult creators that could position X as an OnlyFans rival. That plan was delayed, Platformer reported in 2022, after red-teaming flagged a seemingly insurmountable obstacle to the launch: “Twitter cannot accurately detect child sexual exploitation and non-consensual nudity at scale.”

The new adult content policy still emphasizes that non-consensual adult content is prohibited, but it’s unclear if the platform has gotten any better at distinguishing between consensually produced content and nonconsensual material. X did not immediately respond to Ars’ request to comment.

Elon is tanking Xitter. It’s the only explanation.

Nobody , to news in Glitch at New York Stock Exchange Throws Markets Into Chaos

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