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Nobody , 1 day ago to world in Gaza peace talks at 'dead end' as Israel rejects permanent truce

US, Egypt, Qatar, and every sane nation: Let’s end this war now.

Hamas: We’ll give Israel everything they want if they will end the war.

Israel: Fuck you. Give us everything we want, and we’ll still kill you all.

US and Israel: We’re not sure why Hamas is being so unreasonable, but it looks like no ceasefire.

Nobody , 1 day ago to mildlyinfuriating in Ah yes, the old somethingWentWrong

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Nobody , 2 days ago to news in ‘We’ve all broken the Ten Commandments’: The evangelicals still backing Trump

“Trump is a sociopathic bully who claims to be a victim. If we follow his path, we can ruthlessly attack everyone we hate and still play the victim card. We’ll get back to ethics and morals and all that stupid shit later after everything we hate has been exterminated.”

Nobody , 4 days ago to science in Mysterious ‘Dark Fungi’ Are Lurking Everywhere

Midichlorians… Midichlorians everywhere

Nobody , 4 days ago to news in Utah's bathroom snitch line hasn't found one legitimate complaint out of 12,000

On this planet, you don’t just leave a guy hanging like that. When you start a job, finish it dammit!

Nobody , 4 days ago to news in Utah's bathroom snitch line hasn't found one legitimate complaint out of 12,000

This is outrageous. They’re not even going to attempt to investigate my report about an alien beaming into the bathroom and touching my peepee? Just for that, I’m filing 10 more complaints.

Nobody , 4 days ago to science_memes in Terraforming

“Building and supplying a coal-fired power plant on Mars has been ridiculously expensive and wasteful, but it’s important to bring our traditions with us to this new world.”

Nobody , 5 days ago to news in OpenAI’s former chief scientist is starting a new AI company

I see “AI,” I press X to doubt. Sorry, it’s a natural reaction.

Nobody , 7 days ago to news in Justin Timberlake arrested for DWI in the Hamptons

Unfortunately, this does not seem to be a positive step in Timberlake’s mission to bring sexy back.

Nobody , 7 days ago to pcgaming in As Starfield Steam Reviews Plunge to ‘Mostly Negative,’ Todd Howard Responds to Paid Mods Backlash - IGN

Old and busted: $2.50 for horse armor in a fun game

New hotness: $7 for a mission in a boring game

Nobody , 7 days ago to world in China's Xi accused the US of trying to trick him into invading Taiwan, but said he won't take the bait, report says

Given Russia’s performance in Ukraine, Iran firing 5% of its total stockpile at Israel and having almost nothing get through modern American air defense, and China’s own review of military readiness that showed glaring flaws and corruption, any plans China may have had to invade Taiwan should be postponed indefinitely.

Turning local elections in Taiwan in China’s favor in the long term seems like the more viable alternative for reunification.

Nobody , 11 days ago to news in Alex Jones’ personal assets to be sold to help pay Sandy Hook debt as judge decides Infowars’ fate

Jones has cleverly rused investigators by taking payments directly from his advertisers in the form of worthless gold certificates and 55-gallon drums of penis enlargement cream.

Nobody , 11 days ago to worldnews in US submarine pulls into Guantanamo Bay a day after Russian warships arrive in Cuba

Routine trip. If the USN wanted to send a message, it would have sent a carrier group.

Nobody , 11 days ago to news in DeSantis Declares Emergency Over Floods After Cutting Stormwater Funds

I’m not sure if gay marriage causes hurricanes, but it looks an awful lot like hate and fascism cause floods.

Nobody , 14 days ago to news in FBI's latest data shows 'historic' drop in crime: Garland

Millennials are ruining crime, and they can’t blame this one on a lack of disposable income. Go stick up a liquor store, ya lazy bums.