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FordBeeblebrox ,

It’s pretty much my favorite part of Lemmy so far

FordBeeblebrox ,

People fucking died, should be 20 minimum for every asshole present that day

FordBeeblebrox ,

I get the same 30 sec commercial for Strange New Worlds every time I start any Trek episode, but no other ads

FordBeeblebrox ,

Repeating a lie gives it traction. We have electron microscopes and rovers on Mars, yet somehow still also people who think a sky fairy cooked the whole flat planet up 6000 years ago.

This is why we need to reinstate the Fairness Doctrine and expand it to the web space, allowing so many charlatans to scream their nonsense over and over has an effect on people. That’s why the rich cunts pour so much money into it

FordBeeblebrox ,

For sure started with spiking drinks and worked up from there.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Probably the same way this flag got approved

FordBeeblebrox ,

So everyone has universal translators and thus can speak English right…how’s that work with Braille? Or does Hemmer have an audiobook narrated by the Reading Rainbow guy

FordBeeblebrox ,

Why was Leslie Nielsen never in any Trek? He and Scotty were friends and he would have been an amazing Q

FordBeeblebrox ,

Don’t forget the leaded gas fumes and rampant racism!

FordBeeblebrox ,

Perrin is already married? Nope, out.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Same story here. Soon as they fucked around with Apollo I grabbed my towel and haven’t looked back. At this point my only interest is morbid curiosity about how bad it’ll get.

FordBeeblebrox ,

How fucking scummy do you have to be to get up, go to work, and spend all day trying to convince children to give you money or personal data. The days of “don’t be evil” are long gone, these assholes are pretty clearly doing evil in every corner of business they can reach.

Little green pieces of paper will be the downfall of humanity.

FordBeeblebrox ,

I mean there’s a difference between fair trade and going full Ferengi. Are humans really not capable of anything better?

FordBeeblebrox ,

So you’re sayin I’m gonna have to travel all the way to the Gamma quadrant if I want to crank it to 11?

FordBeeblebrox ,

The growth of all the goblins is one of my favorite parts, especially Nog

Tech's broken promises: Streaming is now just as expensive and confusing as cable. Ubers cost as much as taxis. And the cloud is no longer cheap (www.businessinsider.com)

Tech’s broken promises: Streaming is now just as expensive and confusing as cable. Ubers cost as much as taxis. And the cloud is no longer cheap::Some tech is getting pricier and looking a lot like the older services it was supposed to beat. From video streaming to ride-hailing and cloud computing.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

FordBeeblebrox ,

Very very nearly got the woman shot in front of the freezer and had to “wrangle” the guy across half the store cause he couldn’t take him down. Old man is extremely lucky that guy dropped the gun and didn’t have a knife in his pocket.

FordBeeblebrox ,

WAY too much grinding at lower levels and the racial stats are all kinds of imbalanced

FordBeeblebrox ,

After spending a couple decades on this planet it’s clear that the dolphins and mice really are the smart ones.

FordBeeblebrox ,

A1 for steak, 57 for burgers, only used the Lawrys marinade but now I gotta try some of the sauce.

Agreed though, why go for long pork when pork pork is already so tasty?

FordBeeblebrox ,

Good old homegrown god fearing terrorists.

FordBeeblebrox ,

I think it’s that and ads. Easier to sell promotional stuff when the whole user base is simply incapable of hiding your shill posts.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Goddamnit Preston I just got back home

FordBeeblebrox ,

I’m confused as well, just finished watching it and it ends with “orders, captain?”

higher wages for the servers... by the customers. Fnbs (lemmy.world)

Went to a restaurant in LA today and when I got the check I noticed that it was a bit higher than it should be. Then I noticed this 18% service charge. So… We, as customers, need to help pay for their servers instead of the owners paying their servers a living wage. And on top of that they have suggested tip. I called bs on...

FordBeeblebrox ,

Owner wants to get his cut, server wants to put gas in their car. We’re a country of 350 million attempted unique make it rich stories and it’s a goddamn mess.

We need UBI and jobs programs aka Trek after WW3…but I fear we may have to fight the war to get it

FordBeeblebrox ,

If I share the little green pieces of paper, I can afford a used Toyota. If I keep them all to myself, I can buy a new Cadillac and drive past my starving workers in style.

Can’t hear them crying over a V8 exhaust right?

FordBeeblebrox ,

We built Skynet, look at us!

Oh no…

FordBeeblebrox ,

Rimworld

No end of things to do to I mean with colonists

FordBeeblebrox ,

Always show up to a part with beer. They’re never at full capacity if you’re bringing drinks in

FordBeeblebrox ,

Not all humans, but most of humanity yeah

I keep hoping we’ll get off this planet and seed others so people can stop bickering and shooting over land lines on the same rock, but it’s getting harder and harder to find people willing to work for the greater good (not that one) and move forward as a species.

FordBeeblebrox ,

The fact I put a disclaimer in and you all still went right to Cornetto…that’s the stuff that makes the interwebs fun and I’m glad to see it on Lemmy 👍

FordBeeblebrox ,

Used to live there. This is the 100% truth

youtu.be/4PYt0SDnrBE

FordBeeblebrox ,

You got the Canyonero? Well I hear it seats 35! I think that’s also 35 metric people but you never know what those woke hippies get up to. Next they’ll be asking for same metric sized bathrooms and voting rights…ahhh!

FordBeeblebrox ,

Glad to see you made the leap, keep up the great work you hoopy frood you 👍

FordBeeblebrox ,

I will buy the oldest single malt I can afford on the day I read the headline that it’s finally over and the cell doors are closed, but until then it’s just too much damn noise to keep up and try to stay somewhat sane. Fuck the entire GOP for making us have to wade through this shit constantly.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Let’s certainly hope so. I would have to imagine that everyone who’s just turned 18 and has younger siblings isn’t too keen on carpooling to work with a 14 year old so the book banning and child labor nonsense should spur some votes to stop the insanity as well.

FordBeeblebrox ,

The song and all the versions of big E over the years…that intro is fantastic!

FordBeeblebrox ,

I’m claustrophobic so picked jumping out of planes instead but same idea. It’s fuckin wild to me that we spent 40 years arming up to fight Ivan and now half the country wants to hand them the keys to the football just to own the libs. They fucked around and are finding out that our old dusty shit off the shelf is eating them alive in properly motivated hands. Oh well

Slava Ukraini

FordBeeblebrox ,

They’ve already brought child labor back. Restrict abortion, remove libraries, feed your yokels nothing but propaganda about the evil libs and they vote for you while you pick their pockets forever

FordBeeblebrox ,

Everyone at Boring Co just hoping he forgets they exist

FordBeeblebrox ,

So did all the rest of the team, why just show Marchy at the end?

FordBeeblebrox ,

I worship the sun but pray to Joe Pesci

FordBeeblebrox ,

There are also huge swathes of middle managers who cannot justify the existence of their job if all the peasants are free to work from wherever. Who’s gonna judge you for being 3 minutes late and not in dress code as you sit and type?

FordBeeblebrox ,

You asked about Lemmy and didn’t expect the Ace of Spades?

FordBeeblebrox ,

Well hey, you’re one of todays lucky ten thousand!

xkcd.com/1053/

FordBeeblebrox ,

If the Ferengi could strike and force Quark to treat them like people, surely the humans here on earth deserve the same

FordBeeblebrox ,

Blackouts on sports streaming mean I never stopped. Field and players covered in ads, commercials nonstop, AND after taking my money I can’t even watch the team I want?

Fuck right off, I’ll pay for a VPN instead.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Anytime someone points to the Saudis as an example to follow…probably don’t need to listen to anything else they say.

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