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DudeImMacGyver ,

The secret is to not buy them if you ask me.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Not yet anyways

4 months durability for an $800 phone!

My old $200 Motorola G9 Power phone lasted almost 4 years with only very minor scratches. Obviously in that period I have dropped it a few times getting out of the car, where the phone sometimes work itself out of my pant pocket while I drive, and then it slips out when I get out of the car. But no problem on my previous phones,...

DudeImMacGyver ,

This is why I always use a case. I think OEMs intentionally use glass backs to make sure more phones break so they can make more money from replacement parts and repairs/replacements.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Because they didn’t think it through? Plastic is a pretty good choice of material: It doesn’t interfere with radio, it is impact resistant, it’s light, and it’s inexpensive.

They were also easily replaceable back then!

Actually, now that I think about it, Apple started the trend and Samsung copied them, so let’s blame Apple!

DudeImMacGyver ,

That’s fair.

DudeImMacGyver ,

I have an internal monologue, but I don’t need it to think and it’s not constant.

DudeImMacGyver ,

You can, but it takes work for some people. Various meditation can help, but require patience and diligence.

I’ve learned to turn it off and on mostly at will and frequently just play music in my mind when I want to listen but can’t use headphones or a speaker.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Who is we?

I don’t know him as a person, but I think he’s pretty funny as a stand up and not a bad actor.

DudeImMacGyver ,

This is exactly what rapists who have been to prison often do because they don’t want to go back.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Joe Exotic

successful

???

DudeImMacGyver ,

Stupid people aren’t necessarily insane or arrogant? I suspect Paris Hilton just plays dumb/vapid though and isn’t really a dumbass.

DudeImMacGyver ,

What a terrible thing to do to a Guinness

DudeImMacGyver ,

It’s known more for being smooth, not really a beer to just get trashed on, but you definitely can.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Bet he has a Mustang and a Charger financed at 30%

DudeImMacGyver ,

Seems more likely they want to get the fuck away from the CCP and live life.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Sounds like it’s a shitty game if they’re that worried

DudeImMacGyver ,

They should’ve picked a better person to lie about, especially if it’s supposed to be a developer.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Shitty reputation aside, the guy has never been a developer has he?

DudeImMacGyver ,

Huh, I always assumed he was just an exec

DudeImMacGyver ,

What’s ventoy?

DudeImMacGyver ,

Oh, I always partitioned when I needed to do that. This seems easier though, thanks!

DudeImMacGyver ,

Where did they find this absolute muppet?

DudeImMacGyver ,

What’s that mean? I’m not familiar with the term ladybugs

DudeImMacGyver ,

That is an excellent description

DudeImMacGyver ,

My first thought is: This is probably a shitty game because if it was good, they wouldn’t be worried.

DudeImMacGyver ,

That doesn’t matter, Buddha DGAF

DudeImMacGyver ,

Laugh at their stupid anger? Fuck em dude, I do this shit regularly, it’s not worth getting upset over. I work in IT, dealing with ignorant angry people daily.

You can win them over sometimes, but sometimes they’re just an inconsolable asshole and that’s really more of a them problem than a you problem.

DudeImMacGyver ,

I am not weeb enough or into pop hip-hop enough to understand this.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Tism time

DudeImMacGyver ,

Thank you.

DudeImMacGyver ,

My favorite part was when corporations lied their asses off to the entire world for over 50 years while simultaneously telling is this is all our fault but if we recycled and didn’t use too much water, gas, or electricity we could undo the harm that we were personally responsible for.

DudeImMacGyver ,

All includes China I’d think

DudeImMacGyver ,

I’ll go vegetarian and ride my bike, fuck it.

That said, these motherfuckers need to fix what they fucked up, not just stop making it worse.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Gross

DudeImMacGyver ,

Mandolin? Food processor? Knife?

DudeImMacGyver ,

Fuck this dystopian bullshit and everything that led up to it. Our healthcare system is fucking barbaric.

DudeImMacGyver ,

huMON FEEEmaaale?!

DudeImMacGyver ,

Absolutely, if presidential immunity was ruled absolute the peaceful transfer of power in the US would pretty much be doomed. The president is not a king, and America was founded in that spirit.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Fucking ridiculous

DudeImMacGyver ,

*descheduled entirely

There’s no reason for this to be on the list at all, it’s less harmful than beer and has actual medical uses. Alcohol has practically no medical use, kills thousands every year and leaves thousands more with life long debilitating health problems, but it’s not even a controlled substance.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Alcohol is not on the controlled substance list.

It should be, but it isn’t.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Fitting that it’s a sphincter

DudeImMacGyver ,

If they don’t play ball, you think they’ll keep their job?

DudeImMacGyver ,

Just block the state lol

DudeImMacGyver ,

I haven’t touched mine since I got a Steam Deck, so much better!

DudeImMacGyver ,

So, not very meticulous?

DudeImMacGyver ,

Bet they wouldn’t even be thinking about it if not for Putin’s invasion.

DudeImMacGyver ,

Marketing/PR is gross

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