DharmaCurious

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

WTF why did no one mention this to me when I was struggling with math as a kid?

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

I have one that does a loop-de-loop. It’s been there since I was little. 30 years, probably. My lifelong companion that routinely terrified me until I found out what it was. Lol.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

Something to do with the jelly in your eyes. Google eye floaters. It scared me enough as a kid that I never told anyone about it, because I thought I had parasites and was “dirty.”

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

Same for me, minus the weight. I hate weight on me when I’m sleeping. Makes me feel trapped and claustrophobic. I use the thinnest blanket the temperature will allow, and I always have fans (and if possible an AC) going. Anything above 63f/17c and I sweat like a pig. :(

Does the chillpad work? I’ve heard mixed reviews.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

An aspiring writer, you want to be published and have dreams of being the next Stephen King or JK Rowling, but you can never find the time to hone your craft, because of your daunting responsibilities to Charcumwa, the Eldritch horror you have trapped in the basement of an abandoned apartment building 2 towns over. It must be fed daily or the pact will be broken, and it will be freed. The 4th generation to carry this burden, you sometimes wonder if it wouldn’t be worth it to just let it go, knock out a few chapters of your book, and try to guess what stocks will crash when it is freed. You’ll make a killing on the market with this kind of foreknowledge.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

Typically, your shift is just an hour longer/shorter. Though, I’ve worked for companies that tried to scam me, and pay me for 8 hours on the night with 9 hours, under the guise that they would pay me 8 hours on the night with 7. Nope. I don’t trust your ass, and I don’t know that I’ll still be working here in 6 months. I’ll take my $8.75 for tonight, tyvm.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

I’d watch the hell out of that, and it’s I unironically an excellent name.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

It’s specifically a goose wearing a sombrero. Lol.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

No, no, you did it right.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

Tricksy little sheepseses

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

“Well behaved fe-males rarely make profit”

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

c/witchymeme would love this. Lol

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

I may have squee’d a little…

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

If you don’t know it already, please listen to I Steal Pets by Rachel Bloom.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

Good God, we really will use anything but the metric system.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

Lmao

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

He’s a Good Boy.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

Climate change, same sex marriage (though, perhaps not as shocking as some might expect, ditto anything trans related), potential mars colonization, coming off the heels of the Spanish flu, COVID news would probably freak em out. Ooh, the USSR being gone, and China being a world super power. The USSR would have been new to them, and it collapsing less than a century later would probably feel quite odd, especially if you could make them understand just how incredibly advanced the USSR got in such a short amount of time. Tons of stuff.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

The fuck shade of spray tan are you getting?

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

Not gonna name the road for hopefully obvious reasons, but there’s a back road near me that’s named after a town that used to be along it’s side back in the 1910s, before it burned down. It’s a state highway now, and it connects my town to another town about 40 minutes. There are no stores, attractions, businesses, etc on it. There’s an interstate that also connects the two, that only takes 15 minutes. I always take that back road. That stretch of interstate is prone to rock slides, and that’s my excuse, but in reality, I just love that drive. It’s almost entirely state land, forested, a couple really nice meadows. About half of it is paved, half is gravel. I love it so much. I rarely have a reason to go to that other town, but sometimes I just make the drive to make the drive.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

That’s how I found it, actually. We were new to the area (and it is rural), and there was a rock slide on the interstate that blocked traffic for a couple days, and I needed to get to a mechanic that was over there. Had to find an alternate route. Never looked back since. Lol.

But yes, unless there’s a rock slide, wreck, or they’ve closed it for construction, it generally takes 15-20 minutes.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

Sometimes I see one of your comments, and I double take, because I think “did I already comment on this?” Lol

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

Let’s make it official! Spits in palm

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

I am… Not unaroused.

DharmaCurious , 7 months ago

swoons like a 1930s starlet

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

In some places, you pay for utilities before using them, and they shut you fuck off right in the middle of the month if you’ve used it up. :/

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Replicator. Then use it to replicate the parts to a new replicator. Rinse and repeat, and force us into a post scarcity society.

Then beg someone to make a holodeck.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Good. Because it’s fucking delicious and I don’t care what the internet says. We all loved it in the 90s, and nothing has changed. It’s still delicious, we just do less coke now.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Sometimes I fucks with jalapenos, yeah. Especially if I’m high. Lol.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

It’s so fucking good, but I’m more of a ham than bacon person. Bacon is too hard for my poor, American, no dental insurance havin’ teeth. Lol.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

They’re useful idiots if they give me their crusts.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

I can do crispy crust, it’s not too hard. But I do also love a deep dish. Lol.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

You and I should be pizza friends. I will cook amazing pizza. Lol.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

I’ve just noticed your username. Haha.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

All hail the Tiny pizza!

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Honest to God, I would watch an actual series of this. 10 minute episodes once a day, Martok takes a few calls. It’d be amazing. Paramount+ needs to make this happen.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Per my last email, this is on my radar, but I really don’t have the bandwidth to deal with it at the moment. I’m just following up with you really quickly, please advise on how’d you’d like to proceed. Correct me if I’m wrong, but couldn’t Tanya in HR take lead on this?

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

D:

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

We live in a glorious age of information!

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Never turn your back on a Breen, or a writer after they’ve given you a sweet, wholesome episode.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

I love it. Haha. If you take pun-based requests, might I suggest “a Rom with a view?”

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Some say oversaturating, others may say the Chosen One Responding to the Call.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Who’s superimposed over Ralphy’s face? I can’t tell.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Probably an easy one, I’m sure, but what episode is this, and WTF is that in the background? Has my brain blocked out an episode?

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Florida Man is Florida Manning.

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

Put me down for a Trekkie RHPS viewing party! Friggin love rocky horror!

DharmaCurious , 8 months ago

I like to drive my car somewhere private, preferably at night, and cry/yell for a bit. Then I put on some meditative music, light some incense (yes. In my car), and try to meditate away the sad/angry for about an hour. Then I can go home and be at baseline.