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Bosht ,

Yeah, it was an international fuck up. You’re going to get heat, and it’s 100 percent deserved. Go cry in a corner and fuck off into oblivion.

ByteOnBikes ,

It was called “Y2K if it happened”.

Crowdstrike is a dead company now.

Sneptaur ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

They deserve to go bankrupt after that level of damage. I won’t be surprised if a class action comes against them for gross negligence within the next few years. They’re cooked and they know it.

sunzu2 ,

Please proper nomanclature, clownstrike as in 🤡🤽‍♀️

mp3 ,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t see the other companies fucking up so badly though.

GunValkyrie ,

You don’t? Shit I see it all the time.

downpunxx ,

well, no, not at the level of taking down half the air traffic, police, ems, fire services, in the free world, you don't

chrash0 ,

damn i haven’t used Windows in over a decade. are y’all ok?

aniki ,

Windows users are never OK.

prime_number_314159 ,

Have you tried turning them off, then turning them on again?

Wrench ,

Rofl, like Unix OSes never have problems. Even developers, who are among the most tech savvy users, tend to drag their feet on installing updates unless forced.

ramchak ,

Even developers, who are among the most tech savvy users

Doubt

capital ,

As a sysad, I’ll sign onto this.

chrash0 ,

i was mostly making a joke about how this absolutely is not a common problem on any platform, not to this degree. and at least when my Arch and Nix systems go down i don’t have anyone to blame but myself. sure, systems have update issues, but a kernel level meltdown that requires a safe mode rescue? that’s literally never happened to me unless it was my fault

Lightor ,

You see CrowdStrike level of bad all the time? Where? What? Who?

ayyy ,

Equifax

Gork ,

That one recently with the 2.3 billion record data breach is pretty bad, and we collectively had no way to prevent it since it was through a private company.

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder if they’ll end up doing a rename / rebrand if “ClownStrike” continues to haunt them (as it should).

If they do, I’m sure the new name will be some focus tested aberration they pay way too much for.

sunzu2 ,

Yes 🤡

IAmTheZeke ,

Well companies serve humans. Be better

Ste41th ,

Basically they fucked up and don’t like the criticism from other companies/ customers.

sunzu2 ,

Classic corporate "leadership"

We didn't do nuffin shareholders, please pay

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

That one for sure…or: Here’s a shiny new thing, customers. You didn’t ask for it, and it actually makes our product a little bit worse…but it’s new. You don’t want to miss out on the new thing, do you?

themeatbridge , (edited )

It’s not really criticism, it’s competitors claiming they will never fuck up.

Like, if you found mouse in your hamburger at McDonald’s, that’s a massive fuckup. If Burger King then started saying “you’ll never find anything gross in Burger King food!” that would be both crass opportunism and patently false.

It’s reasonable to criticize CrowdStrike. They fucked up huge. The incident was a fuckup, and creating an environment where one incident could cause total widespread failure was a systemic fuckup. And it’s not even their first fuckup, just the most impactful and public.

But also Microsoft fucked up. And the clients, those who put all of their trust into Microsoft and CrowdStrike without regard to testing, backups, or redundancy, they fucked up, too. Delta shut down, cancelling 4,600 flights. American Airlines cancelled 43 flights, 10 of which would have been cancelled even without the outage.

Like, imagine if some diners at McDonald’s connected their mouths to a chute that delivers pre-chewed food sight-unseen into their gullets, and then got mad when they fell ill from eating a mouse. Don’t do that, not at any restaurant.

All that said, if you fuck up, you don’t get to complain about your competitors being crass opportunists.

ShepherdPie ,

Even if that’s the case, how is it Crowdstrike’s place to call these other companies out for claiming something similar will never happen to them? Thus far, it had only ever happened to CS.

sfxrlz ,

It feels like a pattern though. I’ve not seen too much from them but they seem to be saying factually correct stuff. But neither worded correctly nor at the right time.

catloaf ,

No, we had Sentinelone take down our company a few months ago. Granted, not a global outage, but it’s something similar. I’m sure that if you went back in news archives, you’d find articles about major Sentinelone outages. I think Crowdstrike is just the biggest one in recent history. It’s certainly not unprecedented.

themeatbridge ,

Even if that’s the case, how is it Crowdstrike’s place to call these other companies out for claiming something similar will never happen to them?

I agree completely, which is why I added that last sentence in an edit. This is a bad look for CrowdStrike, even if I agree with the sentiment.

Thus far, it had only ever happened to CS.

Everybody fucks up now and then. That’s my point. It’s why you shouldn’t trust one company to automatically push security updates to critical production servers without either a testing environment or disaster recovery procedures in place.

I doubt you’ll find any software company, or any company in any industry, that has not fucked up something really important. That’s the nature of commerce. It’s why many security protocols exist in the first place. If everyone could be trusted to do their jobs right 100% of the time, you would only need to worry about malicious attacks which make up only a small fraction of security incidents.

The difference here is that CrowdStrike sold a bunch of clients on the idea that they could be trusted to push security updates to production servers without trsting environments. I doubt they told Delta that they didn’t need DRP or any redundancy, but either way, the failure was amplified by a collective technical debt that corporations have been building into their budget sheets to pad their stock prices.

By all means, switch from CrowdStrike to a competitor. Or sue them for the loss of value resulting in their fuckup. Sort that out in the contracts and courts, because that’s not my area. But we should all recognize that the lesson learned is not to switch to another threat prevention software company that won’t fuck up. Such a company does not exist.

If you stub your toe, you don’t start walking on your hands. You move the damn coffee table out of the pathway and watch where you’re walking. The lesson is to invest in your infrastructure, build in redundancy, and protect your critical systems from shit like this.

Hominine ,
@Hominine@lemmy.world avatar

Well there’s a provocative anecdote if I’ve ever seen one. Well done.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Resiliency and security have a lot of layers. The crowd strike bungle was very bad but more than anything it shined a bright spot light on the fact that certain organizations IT orgs are just a house of cards waiting to get blown away.

I’m looking at Delta in particular. Airlines are a critical transportation service and to have issues with one software vendor bring your entire company screeching to a halt is nothing short of embarrassing.

If I were on the board, my first question would be, “where’s our DRP and why was this situation not accounted for?”

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

House of cards is exactly right. At every IT job I’ve worked, the bosses want to check the DRP box as long as it costs as close to zero dollars as possible, and a day or two of 1-2 people writing it up. I do my best to cover my own ass, and regularly do actual restores, limit potential blast radii, and so on. But at a high level, bosses don’t give AF about defense, they are always on offense (i.e. make more money faster).

NaoPb ,

This is the first time I’ve heard someone call it a house of cards and I think that fits it perfectly!

brbposting ,

you’ll never find anything gross in Burger King food!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/52280449-2deb-497c-b68c-0b5f8a7035cc.jpeg

Feathercrown ,

Number fifteen…

Ste41th ,

That’s the first thing I heard in my head lmao

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