elon musk sounds like the name of a men's cologne
Some brand with the name being pronounced “eloh” “moo”. And it smells like ass, but for some reason it’s really popular....
Having separate dongles for network, audio, video etc. is even worse than just having specific cables for each
Maybe belongs in /c/extremelypopularthoughts
You'd think RFK Jr. would have noticed a trend that running for president never ends well for his family.
"Goofy walks Pluto" equivalent to "a man walks his monkey", but in universe where dog evolve into sapien before mokey (i.imgur.com)
I just realized there is absolutely no way to say 'i always lie'.
Lazy people are just very efficient people
someone was alive and died the most painful way possible
If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it
The youngest generations are probably like the people of Easter Island when they were cutting down the last tree.
They know that it should be the opposite to save their island but the king and his court won’t listen to them. The king’s whole lineage cut down as much as they wanted, so he’s having a tantrum that it’s not working out the same for him. He’s doing it anyway. Entitlement can do that to a fellow.
Part of why internet search sucks is that many gave up trying in the face of Google.
Pseudo-monopolies are great at extinguishing imagination like that, and tbh Google search (as I understand its basic setup) was only as good as it was thanks to timing and few really good competitors.
AIs version of beautiful people will be based on plastic surgery versions of people who were once based on those born with good looks
Black holes are basically the toilets of the universe.
Change my mind.
Where the hell does wind begin??
I could swear I knew the answer in grade 5 and no longer remember but like at what point is it one step to the right and no wind and suddenly wind a step further. Like rain starts from the clouds (and I assume thunder too) but what about wind.
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
If whales are ignorant of conditions on land, they probably think humans are an endangered species.
Professors who grade the same exam dozens or hundreds of times probably experience semantic satiation (explained in the body of the post).
Semantic satiation happens when repeating word or a phrase over and over makes it temporarily lose its meaning. This was first written about in the psychological literature by Titchener, in case you search it online and find that name....
You can totally play Tetris in your head
Realised it this morning
We have vehicles for all types of nature's elements except for fire
We have cars for earth, boats for water and planes for air. Nothing for fire. Not that I want to ride on fire.
People from other cultures who revere cows must feel the same way about beef as we feel about eating dogs.
The real beef.
I wonder how many fires have been started because people left the pizza box in the oven while trying to keep it warm
I’ve seen a few people put their delivered pizza in the oven after everyone grabs a piece to keep it warm. I’ve also seen a lot of those people forget the pizza is in there and either have to throw it out or only noticed after they preheated their oven.
As an introvert you can't teach me how to be an extrovert but I can learn to like being around people.
A clown that could legimately spit out infinite scarves could likely make a killing selling quilts.
I wonder what percentage of people become suddenly concerned about colon cancer the day after eating beets.
Motherboards must have integrated 8bit game to play if windows gets corrupted
Was thinking about how sometimes a therapist can give bad advice, and if you're not thinking about the situation clearly, how would you know? Clearly...
Was thinking about how sometimes a therapist can give bad advice, and if you’re not thinking about the situation clearly, how would you know? Clearly the solution is to see a bunch of them concurrently, like a therapist RAID setup