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elon musk sounds like the name of a men's cologne

Some brand with the name being pronounced “eloh” “moo”. And it smells like ass, but for some reason it’s really popular....

Being free from labor and being able to follow your dreams is the liberation of man. German

Having separate dongles for network, audio, video etc. is even worse than just having specific cables for each

Maybe belongs in /c/extremelypopularthoughts

That thin line of dust left over when you sweep into a dustpan is a real-life zemo paradox.

The dust line thinneth but never gone.

You'd think RFK Jr. would have noticed a trend that running for president never ends well for his family.

We should pick a few words to start intentionaly misspelling to see when AI picks up on it

"Goofy walks Pluto" equivalent to "a man walks his monkey", but in universe where dog evolve into sapien before mokey (i.imgur.com)

I just realized there is absolutely no way to say 'i always lie'.

The more you talk with your friend who writes fiction, the greater the likelihood you'll end up in one of their stories or novels.

Lazy people are just very efficient people

All episodes of The Twilight Zone boil down to "man wouldn't that be fucked up"

someone was alive and died the most painful way possible

If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it

I just realized how incredible it is that we don't have toes growing out of our ears.

AFAIK it all boils down to the fact that during embryonal development our cells, which at that point were just a blob of undifferentiated autonomous chemical machines, somehow managed to unanimously agree upon the cardinal directions (up-down, left-right, front-back) for future development - and thanks to this, we don’t have...

The youngest generations are probably like the people of Easter Island when they were cutting down the last tree.

They know that it should be the opposite to save their island but the king and his court won’t listen to them. The king’s whole lineage cut down as much as they wanted, so he’s having a tantrum that it’s not working out the same for him. He’s doing it anyway. Entitlement can do that to a fellow.

Dogs love belly scritches because they can't scritch their own bellies

Soon, Deep fakes might be used in Biopics, so the main actor might look exactly like the person the film is based of.

During the beginning act of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Link ends up losing an arm to what is basically a gangrene caused by Ganondorf's "gloom". Which is to say, a "Ganon-grene".

I really hope the developers weren’t thinking about this pun while developing the plot…

Part of why internet search sucks is that many gave up trying in the face of Google.

Pseudo-monopolies are great at extinguishing imagination like that, and tbh Google search (as I understand its basic setup) was only as good as it was thanks to timing and few really good competitors.

AIs version of beautiful people will be based on plastic surgery versions of people who were once based on those born with good looks

Algebra in school is like a compiler with shitty type inference: you rarely have to write type annotations and you can easily end up with impossible states.

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