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slazer2au ,

Staged, full of fake talk, and fake smiles to cameras?

Have you considered being a politician?

Lost_My_Mind ,

Plot twist, you become the epitome of “has this ever happened to YOU???” while showing people failing to do every day tasks like opening a jar, or chopping an onion. Somehow sets the house on fire instead.

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

I think that’s the idea.

See also: Giant American Breakfast in movies that no one ever eats.

AmbiguousProps ,

Speak for yourself, I just had two omelettes, three bowls of cereal, a pack of bacon, a dozen pancakes and two gallons of orange juice for breakfast.

friend_of_satan ,

That’s a great way to check if you’re a character in a movie or not. Clearly you are not.

Cryophilia ,

My family did the giant ridiculous breakfast once a month or so and it was incredible. We’d all help cook, and we’d expand the dining room table, and then just eat until we passed out in a food coma. Bacon, sausage, endless pancakes and waffles, biscuits and gravy, giant vat of scrambled eggs, toast and butter and jam mmmm

LambdaRX ,
@LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah yes, but don’t forget to take Capsulin Forte with 450 mg of capsaicin for strong teeth and shiny hair. Now in big package with double the pills and triple the relief.

pruwybn ,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Have you tried buying their products? That should work, right?

Cryophilia ,

Like the intro to Too Many Cooks

scytale ,

Imagine living in the Wayborhood.

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