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Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

This shit again? Pun intended. But JFC Lemmy is fucking obsessed with TP & bidets.

Mandatory PSA: Baby wipes clog up the plumbing system. Please don’t flush those down a toilet. TP was designed to break down.

Hatred OP ,

*poo intended

BearOfaTime ,

Right there with you.

Damn kids act like adults never considered it. Motherfucking kids go read some got-damn HISTORY once in a fucking while.

Neither existed for my grandparents.

lolcatnip ,

People in the past had to put up with a lot of shit we don’t have to today. Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take advantage on modern luxuries. Your hemorrhoids will thank you.

april ,

Bidet is life

Hatred OP ,

I’d argue, majority of places don’t have those. Also I’m talking about the wiping process.

TheAlbatross ,

You can order one online for like $35 and install it yourself, it’s a real game changer.

Hatred OP ,

Not if you’re negated to manual work plus having an ant size bathroom.

TheAlbatross ,

Naw buddy it’s like an attachment onto your existing toilet. You can even get one with hot water for just a lil more if your toilet is close enough to the hot water inlet to the sink.

AmbiguousProps ,

Some even do instant hot water without needing to be connected to the hot water line!

Hatred OP ,

The size still a problem

wildbus8979 ,

It’s a hose, how can the room size be a problem?

TheAlbatross ,

To be fair, I honestly don’t know the size of your toilet, but I would be rather surprised if it’s such a nonstandardized size that you couldn’t find a cheap bidet to put on there.

That said, you seem opposed to the very concept of being able to mount a bidet so I think that’s your biggest barrier to a cleaner anus.

Rhynoplaz ,

You really need to investigate what people are telling you before you tell them they are wrong.

Mine goes under the toilet seat (space that’s already being used) and connects to the tank by a 1/2" metal hose.

Took me 10 minutes to install. $35 on Amazon.

AmbiguousProps ,

It just goes on your toilet seat, it doesn’t require much except connecting hoses.

toasteecup ,

Homie, I have a bathroom that is the literal T from Tetris. I got a bidet installed in mine ezmode.

squirrel ,
@squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I can recommend HappyPo, a portable bidet.

Hatred OP ,

Anything portable with the poo theme related is a no for me.

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

Butt Shower

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

I must be using it wrong. It just makes my butt wet, not really easier to wipe.

Ephera ,

Hard to say. I like to lean forward and to the side, lifting one butt cheek off the seat and then I do sploosh with relatively much pressure.

One mistake I’ve made at first, is to be a bit overzealous with the wiping. In order to be clean, you only need the outside of the sphincter to be clean. Trying to clean beyond there is rather pointless, as that’s the inside of your rectum, where your body literally stores shit.
But with toilet paper, you can obviously reach beyond that, which will return a stained toilet paper and make it look like you weren’t clean yet.

nokturne213 ,

Use a bidet and never wipe again.

Blaze ,

So true

CrimeDad ,

Bidet very good, but I still need a few squares to check. “Trust but verify.”

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

Be thankful you’re not blind…

AmidFuror ,

As long as you're not both blind and anosmic, should be OK.

Fosheze ,

Just give it the old taste stes then.

CrimeDad ,

I feel like a support animal could be trained to help in any of these cases.

AmidFuror ,

I don't know how I feel about having an animal clean my ass that way....

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

Got one off Amazon for $35…wifey’s like, “meh”…I say, “30 days, you’ll wonder where it’s been all your life!”…8 days later, wifey, “When I go at work, I wonder why they don’t have…”https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3e838c54-6765-4df0-86b9-559efc5982c3.jpeg

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Did…did you say toilet paper?

He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!

Rhynoplaz ,

I hope we never stop referencing this.

BearOfaTime ,

History

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

“We” didn’t. Join Eru’s chorus and buy a bidet.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Until recently, baby wipes were largely non biodegradable

CM400 ,

And they’re still non-flushable, despite what the package says.

Most baby wipes and similar materials aren’t designed to be flushed—“flushable” products like wipes do not readily disperse upon flushing and actually remain in a solid state while traveling through the sewer system. They may clog your pipes at home resulting in costly visits from your plumber. They may get caught in the public wastewater system, which can cause thousands of dollars worth of damage to regional pumping equipment leading to higher sewer bills for us all. While many of these products might masquerade as “flushable” and “sewer friendly”, don’t be fooled!

protectyourpipes.org/wipes#

bizarroland ,

Toilet wipes have led to an epidemic of what have been colloquially termed as turdbergs, which are vehicle sized piles of shit held together by baby wipes that refuse to actually biodegrade and have caused sewer and plumbing issues costing taxpayers and individuals millions of dollars.

wildbus8979 ,

Because “flushable” wipes really aren’t and they are mode of plastic?

Hatred OP ,

They felt like paper to me?

wildbus8979 ,

mcgill.ca/…/not-advertised-case-against-flushable…

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