The next time you are trying to get one more thing into your suitcase, remember that the entire universe once fit into a pinpoint. So, it'll fit.
There is no limit to what can fit in your suitcase if you are ok with creating a singularity.
All people are their parents for most of the negative years span of their life.
When replicants become ubiquitous we will tell them apart from us not by their mannerisms, but by their hands
Chinese people save more money because 8 is a lucky number. In China, it's common to see prices of 188元 and 588元. Meanwhile, Americans are stuck paying $199 and $599.
Linux has less than half of Linux’s desktop share (www.theregister.com)
Not mine but sounds like a showerthought to me. TL;DR ChromeOS is the “wrong” version of Linux and has 4% while GNU/Linux has 3%
Asians are not just Korean, Chinese and Japanese people
Afghan, Armenian, Azerbaijani, Bahraini, Bangladeshi, Bhutanese, Bruneian, Cambodian, Chinese, Cypriot, Georgian, Indian, Indonesian, Iranian, Iraqi, Japanese, Jordanian, Kazakhstani, Kuwaiti, Kyrgyzstani, Laotian, Lebanese, Malaysian, Maldivian, Mongolian, Burmese, Nepali, North Korean, Omani, Pakistani, Palestinian, Filipino,...
it's so nice to sing
Even though the sound coming from my head is totally analog.
it's quite ironic that English became the lingua franca
100 upvotes on Reddit is 1 upvote on Lemmy
At least that’s my calculation right now
If someone built an anti spam AI bot to answer spam calls the phone lines would just be call centre bots talking to AI bots
What if cars grew from use - like animals. A lot of people with big/small vehicles today would be flipped around.
Just thinking about all the… Shall we say “under used” pickup trucks in my neck of the woods. Bought to look like the owner moves shit - when in reality it just signals to me they have the money to make others do it for them.
If two children are conceived on the same day but one is born prematurely, both children are technically the same age.
Because of the date of conception and all that.
The saying is "eat the rich" because "kill the rich" would get you banned from social media, yet eat implies cannibalism and is thus more offensive.
if you dot your t's and cross your i's, you'd still get t's and i's
Steamed Hams is the new Aristocrats joke
Reddit will, at some point, be automatically installed on some phones likes Facebook and Twitter.
Imagine how gross it would be if our pets sweat like humans did...
Thoughts during my 3rd cold shower of the day, trying to keep cool in this muggy weather in the North East
Curiosity is not a guarantee of intelligence, but a lack of curiosity is the opposite. Curiosity is far easier to probe in smalltalk and interviews without self awareness filters.
Barbie and Chevrolet parternered, but it wasn't to promote the Malibu.
Just seems like a missed opportunity
As we witness the recent mass exodus from Reddit to Lemmy - Whoever named this Platform after Lemmings, must have had a freaking good foresight.
Why the fuck do cars still have analog speedometers? Surely digital ones would be more accurate and much easier to read without looking away from the road for too long.
Guys it’s been 8 months. It was a bad take.
Term "healthy" applies to mainly foods, but jot medicines, which are in fact the most direct way to make us healthy
Christian Bale has played Batman and Bateman.
If you have reddit coins that are about to go to waste... I would search for a "fuck u/spez" post and award it as much as you can
A little extra traffic will go to reddit… but fuck them. They’re taking monetary value away from your account, so ya might as well use the coins you have as you see fit (while you still can). Fuck u/spez and fuck reddit
The Croc Hunter would have made a very powerful Animorph.
I’ve been reading the Animorph books and had a realization. So many people commented on how the Croc hunter would touch animals, just pick up something that was venomous or plain dangerous, and act like it was not a big deal. Yes, he always cautioned respect for living things, and the general idea was to show that these beings...