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Ska is the "pineapple on pizza" of music genres

It's possible to lose your virginity before your biological parents with sperm donation and artificial insemination.

I feel like Fediverse users are nicer to each other and more generous with upvotes than reddit.

i’m doing it because I want to make the fediverse more friendly place, in hopes of making it more welcoming for new users, and the nicer place in general. But I wonder how much is just less bots.

Exercising on purpose is the ultimate survival flex

We need a 4th emergency service for people in crisis to just evac them from bad situations, almost like the witness protection.

I don’t want to get too political in shower thoughts, but this would solve a lot of the hot button issues if more people just had safer and supportive environments to escape to and volunteers / paid professionals to help them on the other end.

The better machine learning gets, the more people who think everyone else is an NPC are going to be correct (at least on the internet)

I’m sure we’ll see more and more advanced bot accounts and customer service and the like (assuming it doesn’t learn from other ML-made content until it becomes incomprehensible)

A note to MicroSD card makers: I would pay an extra dollar for a card without an adapter.

I’m not saying nobody needs an adapter. Just that some of us have way too many already.

With how common human-exposure to radiation is becoming, the primary base system might not be base-10 anymore.

Donald Duck is white on the top and yellow on the bottom, while Donald Trump is yellow on the top and white on the bottom.

There is no way you can effectively communicate to a dog hoe you felt three days ago.

We should start calling u/spez by his real name. Because most people won’t know who he is if he shows up somewhere else in future.

If you squint hard enough, the capital letter pi (Π) looks like half a circle.

Maybe this is why pi was chosen for half of the circumference of a circle.

Losing someone you love to another person isn't what hurts the most, it's when they're burned out from love that does

And that could very well mean that you won’t ever get another shot with them again for quite a long time. So let’s say there is someone you’re crushing on and you’ve been hesitant on asking them out or feeling for them to work on something. But nothing comes of it for reasons....

People who haven't gotten into habit of googling stuff in the last 20 years might not get into it at all anymore because of how search engines are gamed with SEO spam tactics nowadays

If I was Aquaman, I’d call my semen “Aquamayonaise”

pillows for your nose

tissues are basically pillows for your nose

With how short streaming seasons are becoming, you will soon see series with 2 episode seasons. 60 minutes per episode.

I wonder where police cars get their gasoline from?

I’ve never seen a cop fill up at the gas station.

The onomatopoeia, "Chugga Chugga, Choo Choo", becomes "Chugga Chugga, CHEW CHEW" when feeding a young child

You never see an old man having a Twix

I suppose it just wouldn’t look right. They have their old man toffees like Werther’s.

If you think about it, Africans are the real "pure blooded" people, because they didn't interbreed with the Neanderthals like Europeans did after migrating out of Africa.

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