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april fools should span an entire week
1 day is too short
people that look good in still pictures are called photogenic.
so, people that look good in moving pictures are called clipgenic, i guess....
Night lights that detect light levels are probably flickering so fast that it just appears to be on
Ok so I got this idea not while showering, but because I’m very high. The story does come from my bathroom though! I have a night light in my bathroom, and I was looking at the night light as I turned off the bathroom light. I’m a big nerd so I remembered that the things that detect light levels are actually diodes wired in...
Maybe we are late in the universe, perhaps universe used to be a lively and vibrant place homing millions of civilizations. Now, we stand as the last remnants, hence, possibly the most advanced.
Warm beer and cold coffee are the same temperature
So all this weight or bodyweight training with progressive overload is kind of just a way to communicate to our body and tell it to grow more muscles and strength?
There was a time when the entirety of the internet would have fit onto the device you're currently browsing on.
If I had an artisinal shop of any kind in America, I'd have an emergency button under the counter that lights up an enormous neon sign behind me that says "NO!"
I’ve seen enough of the internets to know this is a must have. Damn, if I was in America this would be a business idea in itself....
Jet Fuelled Steal Beams
Don’t Melt My Wet Dreams
3,026 years from today life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050.
Dinosaurs were around before Saturn had rings.
Saturn’s rings are around 150 mio. years old.
Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website
The Bible story of the apple was probably originally a birds-and-the-bees type talk. Probably for girls.
The snake (of the trouser variety) tempts Eve with the forbidden fruit (hanky panky) that she shares with Adam. The consequence of which is painful childbirth....
English is such a peach.
It’s bullshit that the opposite of “impeachable” is “unimpeachable” instead of “peachable”
Rain on your wedding day isn't, in itself, ironic - BUT a song titled "Ironic" getting the very concept of irony wrong, that is the very core of irony, so... well done.
Money doesn't make people crazy. Money lets people stop having to act sane.
The Easiest Way to Figure Out the Answer to a Particular Question is to Confidently Post the Incorrect Answer on Reddit or Lemmy
I swear you don’t even care about the answer, you just want to be “right.”...
Bart Simpson is the millennial's Peter Pan
…here to hide us from the shadow of Homer
People with the nickname AL will likely change their nickname due to how it looks the same as A.I.
True happiness is the intersection of imagination and reality. It's visualizing joy with eyes closed and, upon opening them, finding yourself exactly where you wish to be.
Do Finnish soldiers kill you or finish you?
Wouldn't it be funny if gay people referred to other gay people as their "colleagues"?
Like imagine going to a pride parade and you see some twink u never met and be Iike, “hey colleague! How’re u? How’s the bottom job position working for you?”...