Take That, Conspiracy Nuts!
The Earth is round to keep you from walking out of the simulator. If it was flat, there’d be a door or something.
Your body is completely dark except for the 1 molecule outside layer that light hits.
Everyone who reads this was at some point(s) in their life seconds away from death, without realising it.
My imaginary friend is better than an AI companion
Remember when the body washes contained literal micro plastics and were advertised as such?
If we took material like rock from space and got it back to Earth enough times, would Earth grow as a planet?
As the title says. I’m actually thinking about this hard with my friends because everything that’s produced on Earth stays on Earth so it doesn’t change size, but what if it’s not from Earth but it stays on Earth? https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/4b10eeca-d3fc-4aca-beff-8d9cb61b303a.png
We keep measuring everything's value with something that continuously loses value over time
It’s becoming really annoying.
Ever notice mammals never seem to come in green?
Birds, fish, reptiles, amphibians, insects? Sure. But no mammals....
Kids love playing HIde and Seek because it plays into our hunter and prey instincts.
Instincts being we were both hunters and had to hide from predators. Hide and seek feeds both....
The more air conditioners in an area the hotter becomes around it. In turn increasing the demand for AC. Infinite money glitch.
A universal basic income to the ultra wealthy would be perceived by them as being given a couple pennies every month
The way someone with $100,000,000 would perceive $1000 is how someone with $100,000 would perceive $1.
People are out there right now trying to correct every grammar mistake on the internet.
What ever crazy randomness and chaos led to me being alive and having a cat kinda makes it all worth it.
Autotune is just a "beauty mode" camera for your voice.
Hitler was a hero
Too bad he couldn’t kill all the jews tho
NSFW tag should be updated to match with the current times
It should be Not Safe For Wokes since they’re offended with no effort at All
What if the only reason countries, like the U.S., agree to arm other countries when they are in conflict, is because international billionaires have placed bets on which country will win?
I mean, if the super wealthy are sitting back, in their mansions, when each of these conflicts erupts, and they start placing bets on which side wins, it might play a role in which side our government leaders choose to arm/support.
Goatse, like Michelangelo's David, should be an exception to normal rules of censorship, due to its status as part of our shared cultural heritage.
It must confuse English learners to hear phrases like, "I'm home", instead of "I am at home." We don't say I'm school, or I'm post office.
If life gives you a gator, should you make Gatorade?
Mr Rodgers actually was who he was
Mr Rodgers actually was who he was
It would be terrifying if it were to actually start raining men.
Had the song It’s Raining Men stuck in my head. Got me thinking. Would my home owners insurance cover the damages to my house? And what about the clean up?
Why don't technical books have a issues page?
What’s is assumed as correct might not be tomorrow....