What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts?
What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts?
Al Jazeera could probably fire/replace its writers with LLMs, rebrand as AI Jazeera, and no one would immediately notice.
I’m not dunking on their writers, just how Al and AI look the same in most fonts.
The eclipse shadow travels on the ground at about 2300 mph, so you could follow it with an SR-71.
We should count in base four
We have basic words for the numbers zero to three, so why not use them to count?...
Joseph Heller tried to warn us of MBA's when he wrote the character Milo Minderbinder
Everything is for the good of the enterprise, even if you have to bomb your own camp
A disease that makes crops inedible would be so much worse than any pandemic
There is someone who's the first and oldest member of gen Z, and they have absolutely no clue that's the case.
Discord would have made a better name for a decentralized network and Matrix would have been better for a private company.
We should name the moon. Most people don't call their pets "dog" or "cat".
Future people will probably refer to this as the plastic age, like we now refer to the stone age etc
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april fools should span an entire week
1 day is too short
I didn't know were to share this, but the lyrics are definitely a showerthought (www.youtube.com)
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people that look good in still pictures are called photogenic.
so, people that look good in moving pictures are called clipgenic, i guess....
Night lights that detect light levels are probably flickering so fast that it just appears to be on
Ok so I got this idea not while showering, but because I’m very high. The story does come from my bathroom though! I have a night light in my bathroom, and I was looking at the night light as I turned off the bathroom light. I’m a big nerd so I remembered that the things that detect light levels are actually diodes wired in...
Maybe we are late in the universe, perhaps universe used to be a lively and vibrant place homing millions of civilizations. Now, we stand as the last remnants, hence, possibly the most advanced.
Warm beer and cold coffee are the same temperature
So all this weight or bodyweight training with progressive overload is kind of just a way to communicate to our body and tell it to grow more muscles and strength?
There was a time when the entirety of the internet would have fit onto the device you're currently browsing on.
If I had an artisinal shop of any kind in America, I'd have an emergency button under the counter that lights up an enormous neon sign behind me that says "NO!"
I’ve seen enough of the internets to know this is a must have. Damn, if I was in America this would be a business idea in itself....
Jet Fuelled Steal Beams
Don’t Melt My Wet Dreams
3,026 years from today life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050.
Dinosaurs were around before Saturn had rings.
Saturn’s rings are around 150 mio. years old.