Interesting how artists don't make enough money from their creations, so our solution is to make certain information illegal to share, rather than give them a universal basic income.
Internet archive is library of alexandria of our time
I hope this time it wont burn down
The sea between Denmark and Sweden, Kattegat, can be translated to "a fishes cloaca on a cat" from danish
“Katte-” as a prefix means relating to a cat. Eg. “Kattepoter” = “cats paws”...
All episodic sci-fi shows can have all plot holes explained away if one considers each episode taking place in a unique time-line.
If Gaza is the largest open air prison in the world, it makes sense that they would have the biggest prison gang in the world.
If someone's wearing a smart-watch and you scare them, you can measure your scare efficiency by their heartrate. Go for a highscore!
The blowhole in whales and dolphins is really their nose.
That’s where they breathe from.
Would eating raw human brains make you high?
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/7156263...
save the planet
It struck me that the political reason behind climate change, saving the planet and all is just so they don’t have to fix anything and can keep all the money instead of helping people.
tooth fairy
When I was a child I had a revelation; if Santa isn’t real then the tooth fairy also isn’t real. Then growing up, if the moon landing isn’t real then nothing (of the same kind ) we are told is real.
Papa Johns has the "Papadilla" and Pizza Hut now has their "Melt"
Apparently these people have never eaten pizza in NY, where we fold our slices. Can we all stop eating from chain pizzerias and order from your local spot?...
Calling people online and internet personalities by their usernames are the closest thing we have to super heroe identities.
Getting high reveals how arbitrary the connection is between how you feel and how well things are going.
Asking Palestinians to say that Israel has a right to exist is like asking Native Americans to say the USA has a right to exist. What about Israel exists and has the right to continue to exist?
Since the invention of the printing press and mass-produced books in the 15th century, silent letters/syllables in written texts have unnecessarily hastened deforestation
Lemmy is slowly dying while Reddit is thriving
Isn’t it?
Eyebrows are mustaches for your eyes.
Furthermore, eyebrows are facial hair and everyone who has eyebrows also has visible facial hair.
I'm surprised there are not more cartoons with mimes as protagonists. It would probably cut down animation costs and you wouldn't need a voice actor.
Was thinking about an isekai where a mime mimes getting hit by a bus and gets transported to another world but just keeps on miming
A clown that could legimately spit out infinite scarves could likely make a killing selling quilts.
the Dragonball-Z powerup scream is just the "boy" version of the magical girl transformation sequence
Everyone knows that sailor moon would kick Goku’s ass in a fight anyway
elon musk sounds like the name of a men's cologne
Some brand with the name being pronounced “eloh” “moo”. And it smells like ass, but for some reason it’s really popular....
You'd think RFK Jr. would have noticed a trend that running for president never ends well for his family.
Was thinking about how sometimes a therapist can give bad advice, and if you're not thinking about the situation clearly, how would you know? Clearly...
Was thinking about how sometimes a therapist can give bad advice, and if you’re not thinking about the situation clearly, how would you know? Clearly the solution is to see a bunch of them concurrently, like a therapist RAID setup