Biology is applied chemistry is applied physics...
…which in turn is applied mathematics is appled logic is applied brainpower = applied biology, leaving only one conclusion:...
Black holes are basically the toilets of the universe.
Change my mind.
A book is like a TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside than on the out.
It can also do time travel.
If whales are ignorant of conditions on land, they probably think humans are an endangered species.
Clipboard manufacturers would probably be in a much tighter financial situation if coaches hadn't made a stereotype of breaking them all the time.
If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it
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Every really nice pen I have ever owned was because it somehow fell into my possession. I use them randomly sometimes as a special treat for myself.
Ya’ll jealous of my black 08 prismacolor fine line marker and pilot precise v7 rt....
We've transitioned from celebrating scientific pioneers in the 19th-20th century to venerating capitalist CEOs in the 20th century who amassed wealth through market domination and reduced wages.
If Jesus is the son of God and Satan is the oposite of God, a literal antichrist would be Satan's father, which would be God since God gave life to Satan
Edit: grammar
If you're on a car ferry and get nauseous, are you carsick or seasick?
When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other
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Professors who grade the same exam dozens or hundreds of times probably experience semantic satiation (explained in the body of the post).
Semantic satiation happens when repeating word or a phrase over and over makes it temporarily lose its meaning. This was first written about in the psychological literature by Titchener, in case you search it online and find that name....
Eyes are freaky af
Just stared into a lemurs eyes for half a minute aparently (that felt like an hour) and it freaked me tf out. Since been staring into peoples eyes or animals eyes and its consistently weird and freaky no matter what. Also it feels like my conciousness is behind my eyes and maybe thats why they say eyes are the window to the...
Magnetism only feels like magic, because we don't have biological sensors for it
Think about it. Isn’t light+eyes and ears+sound just the same in terms of their “influence at a distance”? We don’t feel that as abnormal or magic - simply because we’ve sensors for them and are used to it. But physically speaking light and magnetism are based on electromagnetic forces.
If God loved the GOP as much as Republicans think he does, he wouldn’t have made Jimmy Carter the longest living president in US history
People who are lucky (never get sick etc.) shouldn't be the ones to buy lottery tickets
If you’re lucky in one area, what’s the chance that you’ll be lucky in another?Instead, it should be those who are really unlucky, the lottery might balance out their luck 💀...
We should rename Solar to Patriot Power to make it palatable to the right
The Left is doing it wrong....
The opposite of "product" must be "conduct".
We have vehicles for all types of nature's elements except for fire
We have cars for earth, boats for water and planes for air. Nothing for fire. Not that I want to ride on fire.
If number of undiagnosed neurodivergent people proves to be significant portion, neurotypical means just people who won the standards war of communication protocol
We never know the number of undiagnosed, many may be just capable of pretending but suffering.
Netflix documentaries are the high-brow evolution of the Discovery Channel
Discovery used to be science, nature, and well-researched documentaries. Then it turned into the TV version of click-bait....
Besides breakfast and books, is there any other use for a nook?
I did not intend for that to rhyme.