Pythagoras' Law?
Pythagoras’ famous theory - which has long been proven and should be made into mathematical law - will never be, because the therm ‘Pythagorean Theorem’ sounds so pleasing.
Disney is evil because after they MK Ultra-ed the hell out of her, they haven't put Britney in a Descendants movie, and she's perfect for that!
STOP LEAVING BRITANY ALONE!...
If you watch Point Break backwards it's a movie about Tennis
The argumentative nerd went to therapy to become more well-actualized.
Centrifuges answer the age old scientific question: "what'd happen if we spin this really fast?"
The Placebo and Nocebo effects are basically "stupid 'umies" unconsciously using Waagh energy from the Warhammer universes.
Bill Withers' song "Ain't No Sunshine" could be interpreted as Hades and/or Demeter singing about Persephone.
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone...
If 'dawg' didn't already have a very different meaning, it would sound like some sort of mythical draconid.
"One of a kind" means unique, but "two of a kind" implies quite common
The difference between sport bikes and cruisers
I’m in my 40s and just got my first sport bike, been riding dirt bikes before I was 10 and street bikes by 14. I’ve always liked cruisers and choppers, never had a crotch rocket style....
Tiny homes are just mobile homes impacted by shrinkflation
Shadowrun mixes fantasy and scifi, so someone out there has definitely made a Comm-Ent phreaker/hacker character by now.
Comm-Ents running aerials in their uppermost branches of their head but nobody can tell ‘cause they’ve made’em blend in. Paranoia’s even harder to pin down when the “trees” can literally be listenin’.
What ever crazy randomness and chaos led to me being alive and having a cat kinda makes it all worth it.
NSFW tag should be updated to match with the current times
It should be Not Safe For Wokes since they’re offended with no effort at All
Pac-Man is the Square in Flatland. The player is the Sphere from Spaceland who can see through the walls.
There's probably a support group for people whos rise from mediocrity was fueled entirely by zealous 10 year olds.
DGNWSAAS
“Deep Geological Nuclear Waste Storage As a Service”...
Companies can be known as high risk/high reward but people are just called assholes.
During the time of star trek the 10,000 year clock will still be in its infancy
It will be about 3% of the way though its expected life time
"YOLO" and "Memento Mori" mean pretty much the same thing
Nobody ever calls or refers to pooh bear by his name
Gangsters have gone out of style because its safer and easier to be a white collar criminal
Playing through the latest Yazuka game about the death of the Yakuza, similar to the last of the outlaws in RDR2....
We could not stop Gary Thuerk and subsequent followers, so why do we think we can contain AI?
The first recorded instance of spam, not yet referred to as ‘email,’ was sent on May 3, 1978, to several hundred ARPANET users. It was an advertisement for a Digital Equipment Corporation presentation showcasing their DECSYSTEM-20 products, sent by Gary Thuerk, one of their marketers. The Air Force, outraged by the misuse of...
GOP ain't above dirt so can't fall
Edited from :GOP can’t fall : it ain’t anywhere above dirt...