We are going to have to reevaluate our moralities when people in the future can look like children while not actually being children
Edit: To those downvoting, could please comment the reason as to why you are downvoting? The comments that are there right now do not explain the reason for the downvotes. I am genuinely curious as to what the thinking behind disliking the post is....
If I had an artisinal shop of any kind in America, I'd have an emergency button under the counter that lights up an enormous neon sign behind me that says "NO!"
I’ve seen enough of the internets to know this is a must have. Damn, if I was in America this would be a business idea in itself....
The Easiest Way to Figure Out the Answer to a Particular Question is to Confidently Post the Incorrect Answer on Reddit or Lemmy
I swear you don’t even care about the answer, you just want to be “right.”...
People named "Frank" always pun when they say "to be frank, ..."
If you look at anything you can probably tell what it would feel like if you licked it, despite you probably never licking it before.
The blowhole in whales and dolphins is really their nose.
That’s where they breathe from.
save the planet
It struck me that the political reason behind climate change, saving the planet and all is just so they don’t have to fix anything and can keep all the money instead of helping people.
Eyebrows are mustaches for your eyes.
Furthermore, eyebrows are facial hair and everyone who has eyebrows also has visible facial hair.
elon musk sounds like the name of a men's cologne
Some brand with the name being pronounced “eloh” “moo”. And it smells like ass, but for some reason it’s really popular....
The youngest generations are probably like the people of Easter Island when they were cutting down the last tree.
They know that it should be the opposite to save their island but the king and his court won’t listen to them. The king’s whole lineage cut down as much as they wanted, so he’s having a tantrum that it’s not working out the same for him. He’s doing it anyway. Entitlement can do that to a fellow.
There's no concise way to turn concise into a noun
You can speak concisely, or prefer concise writing, but not quite with concision. I prefer conciseness? Conciquity? Concisement? Why is there no noun for this word??
You can hold a poop while peeing but you can't hold a pee while pooping.
Poop is the original processed food
Our entire existence may be a sort of stable spacetime bubble that can pop at any moment.
Like ants nesting on a river bank, some only live a few days. A colony could live for many ant generations on a riverbank but when a big flood comes their entire world is wiped out.
Can someone who just wants to keep the rights gained over the last decades really be called progressive? And is it really conservative if someone wants to radically change society?
Do the terms “progressive” and “conservative” still make any sense?...
If Christians want more people reading the Bible, they should stop spoiling the plot
If the mind can break and bend, then the mind is an object
I wish my contacts packaging had raised numbers...
so I could tell which one goes in which eye without glasses.
Increasing taxes to solve inequality is based on fundamentally wrong assumptions.
Why on earth would taking wealth from everyone (and it turns into everyone – There are non-executive wage earners working mundane jobs who pay 50% taxes on their last bit of income and basically pay that on any overtime they work) and concentrating it in the hands of a few insanely powerful government workers ever result in...
Exercising on purpose is the ultimate survival flex
The better machine learning gets, the more people who think everyone else is an NPC are going to be correct (at least on the internet)
I’m sure we’ll see more and more advanced bot accounts and customer service and the like (assuming it doesn’t learn from other ML-made content until it becomes incomprehensible)
It is impossible to live in the present when all we see is the past.
You have an unique perspective of your feet.
Everything is easier said than done
Even writing this