Poop is the original processed food
Our entire existence may be a sort of stable spacetime bubble that can pop at any moment.
Like ants nesting on a river bank, some only live a few days. A colony could live for many ant generations on a riverbank but when a big flood comes their entire world is wiped out.
Can someone who just wants to keep the rights gained over the last decades really be called progressive? And is it really conservative if someone wants to radically change society?
Do the terms “progressive” and “conservative” still make any sense?...
If Christians want more people reading the Bible, they should stop spoiling the plot
If the mind can break and bend, then the mind is an object
I wish my contacts packaging had raised numbers...
so I could tell which one goes in which eye without glasses.
Increasing taxes to solve inequality is based on fundamentally wrong assumptions.
Why on earth would taking wealth from everyone (and it turns into everyone – There are non-executive wage earners working mundane jobs who pay 50% taxes on their last bit of income and basically pay that on any overtime they work) and concentrating it in the hands of a few insanely powerful government workers ever result in...
Exercising on purpose is the ultimate survival flex
The better machine learning gets, the more people who think everyone else is an NPC are going to be correct (at least on the internet)
I’m sure we’ll see more and more advanced bot accounts and customer service and the like (assuming it doesn’t learn from other ML-made content until it becomes incomprehensible)
It is impossible to live in the present when all we see is the past.
You have an unique perspective of your feet.
Everything is easier said than done
Even writing this
In the future bots will have CAPTCHAs to keep humans out of their communities
Remember guys: Your frenulum is just for friends.
If you're thinking about something and reach a conclusion that's super outside the mainstream, you could be right, but also could mean you should reinspect your assumptions.
I saw a post on lemmy about how we could prevent 133 holocausts by promoting animal rights and veganism. The article opened by doing some math about how many dogs you could torture and kill in order to be equivalent to taking a human life, and then how many animals humans kill, and concluded that we’re committing holocaust...
If time suddenly started going backwards, eating and using the restroom would suddenly get extremely awkward...
Words are the hands of the mouth
What if the only reason countries, like the U.S., agree to arm other countries when they are in conflict, is because international billionaires have placed bets on which country will win?
I mean, if the super wealthy are sitting back, in their mansions, when each of these conflicts erupts, and they start placing bets on which side wins, it might play a role in which side our government leaders choose to arm/support.
Candy Crush is this generation's Tetris.
Identity politics and universal pseudonymity arose at the same time.
If corporations are people, are shareholders slaveowners?
What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts?
What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts?
april fools should span an entire week
1 day is too short