Calling things "fat" or "heavy" is fattist. We should all say "rotund" instead.
As in did you hear that beat??...
There is no point in trying to escape the simulation; Odds are, we don't exist outside it!
if trains honk at every crossing (in the US), shouldn't cars be honking at every crosswalk?
If people from the US love the imperial system so much, why are their musicians using metronomes instead of footonomes? (kbin.social)
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A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone...
A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone…
I think trump might win, and it's due to shitty memory and DND
I was playing DnD with my friends, but unfortunately we are retarded get distracted easy so the whole game we would move nothing....
If a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemetery
Just have it drill downward, put some more dirt on the coffins, add another layer of coffins, and repeat!
You don't realize how nice it is when you don't have a headache, until you have a headache.
Onlyfans creators will eventually market meat of themselves
Lab grown meat already exists. The same processes could easily make human meat without harming the human....
Technically, almost all video games are puzzle games.
You could probably make a poptarts are sandwiches alignment style thing out of this....
Even with unlimited ressources humans would be the only species where millions still would die from hunger and thirst every year
What happens when two people with hyphenated last names get married? Do they hyphenate all four names and in what order?
Imagine if all these discount programs were linked not to the card, but to the bag. Bringing the same rugged bag with a chip could've become a new normal.
There are identical twins out there whose parents confused one with the other and now they living their life with the name of the other sibling, never noticing because it doesn't make any difference.
Nightmares are just your brain doing combat readiness drills
If Jesus is the son of God and Satan is the oposite of God, a literal antichrist would be Satan's father, which would be God since God gave life to Satan
Edit: grammar
Languages without the letter U can't call it a U turn.
It's disturbing how we as a society are okay with ad companies weaponsing psychology
So many people that take psychology courses end up working in the advertisement industry because that’s where the jobs are if you have a psychology degree. Very few people sit back and think about the implications of the scientific study of the mind being used by companies to distort peoples perceptions and make them buy...
The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.
You can't burn water, because it's already burnt
Fire is the rapid oxidation of a material. Water is 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen. Every molecule is fully oxidized. It’s also a common byproduct of fire. Therefore, you can’t burn it, because it’s already burnt
How transwomen/transmen dream
Men dream as male character, women dream as female character how do trans persons dream then? Trans men as men?? Trans women as women??
Pro-biotic and anti-biotic are both considered good things.
Most people unconciously associate the pause symbol (Two vertical lines) as currently playing and the playing symbol (sideways triangle) as paused.
NASA remotely reprogramming Voyager 1 also means that aliens can reprogram all of our satellites.
NASA remotely reprogramming Voyager 1 also means that aliens can reprogram all of our satellites.