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Onlyfans creators will eventually market meat of themselves

Lab grown meat already exists. The same processes could easily make human meat without harming the human.

I’m fairly certain this will at some point lead to a social media fad of people trying, well, people. It seems like every possible stupid action has already been turned into one at this point eu.app.com/story/news/world/2024/…/72879475007/

Onlyfans creators already sell stuff like toenail clippings and bathwater kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub…

Wouldn’t be difficult to imagine people buying meat made of their favourite creator. What they do with it is between them and their god.

“Do you really want to eat Bella Thorne’s ass? Well, for just $19.99 you can fry up a small part of it!”

Noel_Skum ,

The problem is that the lab-meat probably wouldn’t taste the same as the human-meat. I’m reasonably confident that the (minimum) 18 years of living the OF person would have to do impacts and changes the quality and taste of flesh.

It’s possible that the lab-meat would taste like the OF person did when they were a baby… but that opens a whole new door of moral and ethical and legal issues.

Aggravationstation OP ,

Maybe, but the fact that it’s genetically the same would be the main selling point.

muntedcrocodile ,

Why bother just make a brainless clone and put an ai in it. Its not human so it has no rights?

bastion ,

It’s the only true vegan meat - given with consent.

BeBa ,

Unfortunately I think Bella Thorne has stopped doing only fans :,(

Zo0 ,

Devastating

Aggravationstation OP ,

I have no idea who she is, I just Googled popular Onlyfans creators because I didn’t want to reference the only one I knew again which was Belle Delphine.

CaptSatelliteJack ,

I commend your commitment to keeping the bit fresh

Aggravationstation OP ,

Thank you, it just felt right

hperrin ,

I hate to say it, but you’re probably right. 🤢

JasonDJ ,

There will no doubt be a line of the wealthiest people selling their sole for a profit.

I don’t think this is what was implied when we said to “eat the rich”, though. Or “bootlicker” and “ass kisser”.

Aggravationstation OP , (edited )

…selling their sole for a profit.

Ah, I see what you did there 🦶

Nobody ,

Zuckerberg will do a video of him smoking some thot’s ass meat. With Sweet Baby Ray’s, of course.

Strayce ,

There was that artist back in the early 2000s who made caviar from her own eggs.

ronflex ,

The problem is though is who tf would wanna do that (eat it)

isolatedscotch ,

the same people who bought the bath water, I guess

10_0 ,

The disconnect with reality is fucking astonishing

BananaTrifleViolin ,

So you kind of miss the obvious long term application in this scenario: buy a totally realistic dildo clone of my penis, buy a clone of my boobs etc. A step beyond just meat but the more realistic application of this technology in the sex world.

I think they’ll be eating their favourite onlyfans creators, just not in the way you’re suggesting.

DarkMetatron ,

And how do you keep that from deteriorating and decaying? It would be meat after all and meat has the nasty property to get really bad in very short time without a living body attached to it keeping it fresh.

BananaTrifleViolin ,

Well planned obsolescence is a good thing for the content maker - the customer has to buy it again if they like it. The ultimate DRM?

DarkMetatron ,

Okay, if you phrase it that way then it is a feature not a bug 🤔😄

Meron35 ,

Necrussy

Aggravationstation OP , (edited )

Yea, I hit on that same thought later in another comment.

feddit.uk/comment/10436226

kristof47 ,

Wait, would my dildo clone have a foreskin? Would the fake be more real than the real thing?

YoFrodo ,

This kind of concept is in Brandon Cronenbergs’ film Antiviral

Aggravationstation OP , (edited )

Maybe someone who understands science way better than me can answer this, but would it be possible to grow a whole human body using the meat growing process? If so, you could buy a sex doll copy of your favourite celebrity.

eatthecake ,

What you are talking about is cloning yourself a rape slave. That is horrific.

Aggravationstation OP ,

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    papertowels ,

    If you had legal counsel they’d probably advise you to stop at that

    treadful ,
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    People into vore are about to feast!

    lord_ryvan ,

    Literally! And literally!

    Chozo ,

    I'd eat a Bell Delphine burger. I wouldn't spend my own money on it, but I feel like that'd make for a fun story.

    Aggravationstation OP ,

    Yea if it was still rare I’m pretty sure people would be fascinated to know what it tasted like. Whole reason I had this thought really.

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    Pretty sure it would be considered cannibalism and made illegal

    Daxter101 ,

    Prion City here we GOOOOOOOOO!

    Ookami38 ,

    Long as we don’t lab grow brains for food we should be good on that front.

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    Not necessarily, most of the known prions we associate with cannibalism are neurological, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t any that primarily affect other parts of the body that require proteins that aren’t infectiously badly folded.

    DarkMetatron ,

    Where are the infectious prions coming from if it is lab grown meat? There should be the same risks with any other lab grown meat then, because prions are not something special to only human meat.

    BuckenBerry ,
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    I’m pretty sure cannibalism is already legal in the United States. The problem is you can’t legally acquire human meat.

    BestBouclettes ,

    I don’t think cannibalism is illegal in many places, the problem with it is acquiring the meat.

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