Comedy shows have laugh tracks cuz they aren't that funny
Do cartoon characters see each other in the art style or “realistically”?
Just thinking, is the art style only symbolic of the universe or is everything actually like that in-universe?
If we took material like rock from space and got it back to Earth enough times, would Earth grow as a planet?
As the title says. I’m actually thinking about this hard with my friends because everything that’s produced on Earth stays on Earth so it doesn’t change size, but what if it’s not from Earth but it stays on Earth? https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/4b10eeca-d3fc-4aca-beff-8d9cb61b303a.png
Goatse, like Michelangelo's David, should be an exception to normal rules of censorship, due to its status as part of our shared cultural heritage.
We don't really work 9 to 5 but still call our job 9-to-5
It must be annoying for New York City workers to constantly have to clean spider webs off buildings in the Marvel universe.
Regarding Avocado Toast
We’ve all heard the stupid meme. “Millennials would have more money if they didn’t order so much avocado toast!”...
If you were to train a chatbot on all public statements of Donald Trump, you probably won't get a single factual answer.
If you nicknamed a Giraffe "Giff" how would you pronounce it?
We might see Microsoft adding ads to BSOD
Sure to annoy IT people but those just need a line of text while the rest of the screen is free real estate for Micro$oft! Public BSODs tend to go viral too.
Phone calls still assume the people on the receiving end are attached to a desk.
Why couldn’t this call be an email? Why would you call, when you know that you are near indistinguishable from spam calls about Microsoft services and Nigerian princes?
When you are on a videocall do you also keep looking at your own thumbnail video?
When I speak, unless I’m sharing the screen I always keep looking at myself. It’s kind of strange – it clearly does not match a real-world conversation, but somehow I can’t help it....
The only difference between a humane and an inhumane death, is whether or not it leaves a mess.
A person can be killed instantly through many different means....
I just realized there is absolutely no way to say 'i always lie'.
Starbuck milkshake is like tobacco
Just realize: They call coffee, but unless I order black coffee, anything else feel like milkshake....
Is cave exploration an indoor or an outdoor activity?
You’re indoors in the sense that you’re protected from the weather and the elements, and the cave could even have some kind of covering or entrance area that could be considered a door or doorway. People have built homes in caves....
A "Healthy Amount of Cheese" is always an Unhealthy Amount of Cheese.
I heard someone say this in a video recipe, followed by way more cheese than you should eat at once. It occurred to me that the phrase means ample, not nutritious.
The probability of losing your life to a cosmic ray bit-flip is increasing daily
Star Trek transporters
Transporters work by de-assembling something (e.g. you) and re-assembling it somewhere else. What if, when you’re dis-assembled, you die, and the re-assembled version of you is essentially a copy? Then every time someone steps onto a transporter, their final thought before death is that they’ll end up beamed somewhere else....
The unpleasantness of mosquito bites is not something useful for mosquitoes, but it *is* useful for the ones who suffer it
The way our bodies react to mosquito saliva motivates us to avoid being bitten. Which must have had evolutionary benefits, keeping us away from diseases....
Why is there a lukewarm but no lukecool?
Does Big Ben imply the existence of a Little Ben?
BONG BONG BONG...