You could have a natural talent for something you will never attempt
People will forget what the covid signs looked like
Now that all of the mask required and social distancing signs are pretty much gone there will be little record of that aspect of the pandemic....
Climate change is like having BDSM sex but both partner forgot the safe word so it just keep getting worse.
Had this funny thought of mind had to share 🤣...
The most Texan of all expressions - Y'All - is ungendered and therefore woke
It shouldn't be called ADHD; it should be called restless brain syndrome.
or ADH-Wheee! if you really want to put a positive spin on it.
We should have an annual Mega Cake Month for all of those who joined Lemmy back in June, to celebrate our move away from Reddit.
I'd rather have a "Would you like to hide all Sports related Content?" button than a "Would you like to hide all NSFW content?" button
Lemmy is more left leaning because the rights popularity seen on other social media are driven by bots that are not here.
Yet.
2+2=4 but what if 4 didn't exist?
Saying you feel like a million bucks is like 'meh' in today's economy.
Pro-biotic and anti-biotic are both considered good things.
someone was alive and died the most painful way possible
The 3 little pigs would all have died were it not for the valiant efforts of the first 2 in stalling the big bad wolf.
Those bricks take time.
With lab grown meat we could see the advent of ethical cannibalism.
Wearing only socks feels more naked than being completely naked
A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing
It's probably more difficult for kids to throw house parties nowadays when their parents are out of town due to how accessible security cameras are.
Seems like just about everyone has a video doorbell and/or other cameras monitoring their property. Took it for granted in my youth without even knowing it.
Since both wood and starch are made of glucose molecules, wood houses and gingerbread houses are very similar.
It's actually wholesome that early internet most famous meme/ viral video is a song about "never giving someone up and never letting them down"
Shopping carts should have slots on the side for reusable bags. They always seem to sink to the bottom of the cart
I just realized there is absolutely no way to say 'i always lie'.
Since nobody likes calling it X, why don't we call the platform "ex-twitter"? That way it's technically true, and everybody knows what you're talking about.
or maybe eX-twitter
Lemmy probably feels like Reddit when it first started, all warm cuddly and friendly to newcomers eager to discuss and collaborate around central topics.
I joined reddit on the tailwind, so it was all echo chamber, we hate newcomers, gatekeeping, automod frenzy, too many rulebreakers, too many rules, etc I could be wrong, but thats what I imagine it used to be like.
Linux users are the vegans of the computer world
“As a Linux user…”...