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jjjalljs ,

Maybe it’s part of an elaborate vampire hunting scheme. It seems like something idiot PCs would do in a role playing game, and the protagonists of “What We Do In the Shadows” would fall for.

yogthos OP ,
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🤣

shundi82 , (edited )

Haensulus Graetulaque ante portas stat.

“Cnuspa, cnuspa Wasa. Qui cnuspat mea casa?”

“Ave, Hexa. Morituri te salutant.”

pineapplelover ,

What’s wrong with 10 years swiftui experience? Is it because it hasn’t been around for 10 years?

yogthos OP ,
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unless it’s been a decade since 2019 :) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SwiftUI

refalo ,

I think they were referring to the common trope of asking for more experience than is physically possible.

PanArab ,
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Technically there are many people who speak Latin natively, it is just that it is very late (too late?) Latin.

cupcakezealot ,
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looking for a junior programmer. must have first-hand arpanet experience.

AVincentInSpace ,

must have beard length at least 80% of your height.

NigelFrobisher ,

Oodgay Ucklay.

Hazzia ,

That’s pig latin. They’re talking about old-timey toilets.

gamma ,
@gamma@programming.dev avatar

That’s a latrine. They’re talking about a fancy light fixture.

dazeous ,

That’s a lantern. They’re talking about a smooth fabric weave.

lord_ryvan ,

That’s latex satin. They’re talking about a fastening, as for a door or gate.

observantTrapezium ,
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Someone once told me their grandparents in Brazil were part of a community where Latin was spoken as the primary language, but I can’t find any information about it online in English.

RootBeerGuy ,
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I can sense a Latina joke in there…

collapse_already ,

I am reminded of Dan Quayle’s “I took Latin in high school.” Offered as proof that he could relate to the Latino community.

Cqrd ,

A lot of Catholics in Brazil and old Catholicism required the use of Latin during mass, so it’s totally plausible.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

/c/thathappened

qjkxbmwvz ,

Eh, I assume there are a phenomenal number of job descriptions that are just copy-pasted over. Native [language] speaker, 5+ years coding experience in [framework that’s been around for 3 years], etc.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Sure, but if it happened I’d see a screenshot of the job posting, not someone who tweeted about totally seeing it

collapse_already ,

Soon it will be a honeypot to filter AI generated applications. I can exclude the resumes of applicants who claim to meet my bogus desired qualification.

tiefling ,

I should apply and tell them I’m a Latin American

gitgud ,

There’s that one person born and raised in Vatican City who’s just been waiting their whole life for this one moment.

bobs_monkey ,

But it only pays $30k/yr

gitgud ,

Job positions for people from Vatican City rarely pay the full amount in standard currencies.

NovaPrime ,
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Once you factor in the little boy buttholes, the overall comp package for Vatican employees looks much better overall (to the Vatican employees, to be clear)

bane_killgrind ,

e_e

NovaPrime ,
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah…it’s an entrenched organization that protects and nurtures sexual offenders as a matter of policy. And they have essentially unlimited wealth and capital resources at their disposal. It’s pretty fucked

bane_killgrind ,

Oh I know, I’m just wondering how the IRS would tax that… Some percentage? Are there even any expats working in the Vatican?

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